C R A P PSA

Corrected a few nondeliberate misspellings. Same as the other otherwise.


Hi, Obots!

I just don't get you Obots' mistreatment of Mr. Sincliar. Maybe he is quitting blogging to do even more public service. Just maybe he really wants to help Oily help the Internet help America. Just maybe you should take a look at his latest project.

First, I almost quit and joined up with Ned Nale, the fellow with the radio show over in Texas. Had the money saved for the bus ticket, when Ned done goes and says he's through with the entertainment industry. Best of luck to you, Ned. Lucky I didn't make it to the bus station.

Anyway, Mr. Sincliar noticed my dissatisfaction, and we had a long heart to heart talk. Larry is leaving the limelight, too, he claims. He said I could take directing credit for his new documentary (which is to help Ms. Taint, by the way), and I did. Look for moi in the credits.

I now longer have to wear the Sincliar Phlubising LLC Inc, uniform of those so 80's stereotypically offensive short shorts anymore. Mr. Sincliar has relaxed the dress code here. I'm in levis, and I'm spectacular. Think of me now as an Afro-American Jake Gyllenhaal. Enjoy my work! Watch for my name! It's up there.

The clip is still a bit raw. We're negotiating with Jones Earl James to do the narration. Oh yeah, and when I caught Mr. Sincliar photoshopping his certification degree, I forgot what he told me earlier. Port DoorHinge Community College allows students to print out their own diplomas and stuff to keep the cost of their education down.

Enjoy...you'll feel ashamed of yourself.

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