Edgar Allan Poe Knicks Update: Knicks Get Carmelo 2/23

Edgar Allan Poe will periodically give sports updates about his favorite team: the New York Knicks.

"The Johnnies threw a party with mom and dad not around,
Queens Midtown ranked 23, the Knicks further down.
And as they watched the Redmen take poll position,
In their rear view came New Jersey, wheeling and dealing in transition.

Prokorov promised promises we've all heard before,
Yet black men haven't trusted Russians since Rocky IV,
Moving to Brooklyn and pairing Anthony with Dwight?
More like, moving the ball to Brook Lopez, and realizing he's white.

Sure we said goodbye to a few odds and ends,
But Chandler is only good with a strong cast of Friends,
And enough of the "Gallo is the next Dirk" sermon,
Didn't work out the last time Italians acted like Germans.

Tonight just a practice against a minor league team,
Though Toney Douglas just had the game of his dreams,
A red town made Dolan the Younger turn yellow,
Sorry SJU, mom and dad came back home with Carmelo"

Directed by William Cusick and TaraFawn Marek
Written and Starring Alex Pereira
Follow Alex Pereira on twitter.com/alexjustthought

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• Knicks
• Carmelo
• Bucks
• SJU
• Edgar
• Allan
• Poe
• Update

[pattyb3636]

lol

[supersevenfour]

Brilliant!

[cibida1]

this is too funny. needs more views.

[Dec986]

Amen

[Blaiyan]

Your eyes are freaking me out man.

I'm glad Toney Douglas did well as you say. I don't get why every coach doesn't use all 12 players every game. If I was a coach (and the rules changed) i'd use all 15. You can't expect players to get better if you don't let them play.

[vRoja]

You are awesome.

[bhbs]

I didn't get the Chandler joke until I saw Friends capitalized here. Well done.

[njx20]

Incredible

[dvirzera]

Nice Mustache

[awngbawk]

first