Scorpio Sign -- Funny Zodiac Star Sign for Scorpio Horoscope.
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yehehe i fucked a scorpio girl, she wasn't baad :D
yet, neither was i, with scorpio moon
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Im a true Scorpio. Oct. 31st!! Im a nice person to get to know. Just do not piss me off too much and don't ever play me. U may regret it if u do.
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@Kang5030 I'm a scorpio and you just nailed me..well you didn't "nail" me per say but you know what I mean:)
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LOL sooo true :) My friends have learnt to never cross me ;) i've got a dark sense of humour :) and i'm very dark so baisically everything they just said ;)
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Oh boy do I go out of my way not to be vindictive. It's true. It really is a weakness as far as Scorpios are concerned but there are some of us who can rise above it. Not easy but not impossible either.
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@FashionRawkz lol i'm a aries rising, leo sun and libra moon and let me tell you.. the libra moon is not helping my temper AT ALL. ha
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I'm a scorpio and sometimes I just don't want to be seen. I always sit in the back of the classroom. I'm always wacthing even when people think I'm not. I can act like i'm not wacthing you but I have a microscope on top of your head. I don't like being wacthed, if a stranger looks at me I stare back and they look away. I can say that scorpios are really weird I tell you. this is coming from one. If we don't like you there is nothing you can do to make us. We like being alone sometimes.
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I love Scorps. They're the only people that can show multiple layers and sides of themselves while staying 100% genuine.
The men can be hellishly stubborn and the women can be fiercely vindictive, but both of these things are responses, not states of being. Beneath all the spikes and stingers is a very silly, very sweet person. You just have to go "I'm gonna tolerate and love the SHIT outta you." for a while before you can see it clearly.
Total nerds underneath the bad boy/girl mask. :)
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The irony of Scorpio is that they like to cut to the Truth, it's true, but as long as that Truth is outside of themselves. They rarely EVER can handle facing their own crap. My advice to Scorpios is to use their skills of calling as they see it to examine themselves and their own inner delusions. Overall, I like Scorpios. :-)
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id say i aint nasty, just dont cross me, or i eat youuuu hhehehe
scorpios would be good leaders, because we know what to do and how to do it, we dont need instruction, because well figure it out in no time :3
alexiscillz 1 year ago 19
I'm glad I'm a scorpio because we sting and glow in the dark.
cardigans98 1 year ago 16