Songs for Maria: The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Fetus

Lyrics: The hills are alive with the sound of fetus
With songs they have sung for a whole nine months
The hills fill my uterus with amniotic fluid
My hand wants to touch every belly it sees

My fetus wants to beat like the wings of the birds
that rise from the lake to the trees
My fetus wants to sigh like a chime that flies
from an umbilical cord
To laugh like a baby when it trips and falls over
stones on its way
To sing through the night like a priest who is learning to pray

I go to the hills when my fetus is kicking
I know I will feel what I've felt before
My fetus will be blessed with the sound of birth
And I'll get preggers once more

Category:

Music

Tags:

• the sound of music
• fetus
• parody

[My1337skillzkicksmom]

Mari the virgin,

With a face like yours, I wouldn't be talking so much.

[MariEnscripted]

@My1337skillzkicksmom with internet skills like yours, I would be a lame loser who stalks people's videos.

[LaeBehleFere]

This is kinda terrible ?

[MariEnscripted]

@noobenstein haha... I did not say you're suffering from a psychosis because you called me a monster. I'm saying your writing indicates you have high delusions of grandeur.

[noobenstein]

@MariEnscripted Make up your mind. Are you a monster or not? First you say you are. Then you say anyone who calls you out on being a monster is suffering from psychosis.

On the other hand, monsters do lie, so its not surprising that your statements contradict each other.

[MariEnscripted]

@noobenstein I don't think you're listening... I AM a monster. And I am heartless. Of course! Good thing I had you to explain this to me. I mean... I usually get a lot of rando comments on my youtube but none so quite as... colorful as yours (read: deep in a megalomaniac psychosis)

[noobenstein]

@MariEnscripted Trying to be funny eh? Oh, and you do it by totally ignoring and denying your evil and lies, even if not being offensive.

Well being funny in a harmless way... that doesn't prove you to not be a monster.

It just proves that you have a side of you that is heartless. And another side of you that is a monster.

And that is both aspects of your nature. And that heartless side of you lets the the monster side of you continue to do evil. and will do until forced not to.

[MariEnscripted]

@noobenstein Monsters follow mama Monster :) were you at the monster ball too? I know that beneath the veil of psycho babble you're really just trying to tell me you're a lady gaga fan like me :D

[My1337skillzkicksmom]

The only reason you have that computer you're using to bitch about, is because of...you guessed it: Males.

Eat that stone heart of yours and bitch somewhere else.

[noobenstein]

@noobenstein I quite like this comment. One of my better ones :D