Shit Android Users Say

Shit Android Fanatics Say by http://www.MobilePhoneFinder.com.au/

It is the Apple vs Android showdown which do you think is better
If you have an iPhone 5 or Samasung Galaxy S3 or any Android phone, tell us what you say.

Transcript:
Office - Oh there's your problem ... it's an iPhone
Cafe - How did you even get here using Apple maps?
Shop - Nah, I got a 'Droid
Office - Why is your screen so small?
Sofa - It doubles as a portable drive
Magazine - And I didn't even need to jailbreak it
glasses - Oh, I love this widget
Office - I can hold it any way, and I still get full reception
Cafe - Full reception
Office- Full reception
Dungeon - I can play slot cars in my dungeon and I still get full reception
Cafe- Cheap
Street- So Cheap
Sofa - Cheap
Office - Best camera phone, ever
Store - with Steve Jobs dead, Apple is going downhill
Magazine- Apple is going downhill
Street - How do you even see anything on that tiny little screen?
Cafe - It's so cute!
Bed - Hey, let me root your phone
Office - Wooo, look at me, I'm Steve Jobs
Street - Steve Jobs. Bleughueghoweugh.
Bed - It's not copying if it's better
Street - Bleughuegh
Hairdresser - Bleughuegh
Bar - I run the world
Street- I'm Steve Jobs
Cafe- Bleughuegh
Shower - I hate Apple
Street - So durable
Office - Customisable
Glasses - Ah, I love this camera
Office - What are your specs?
Magazine - It's all about widgets
Bed - Uuhhh, this is my favourite widget
Magazine - Even the magazine is twice the price
Office - What ROM are you running
Bar - Dude check out my ROM
Dungeon - No, it's a standard micro USB cable
Cafe- It's just a standard micro USB cable
Bed - Aww, shame. Pity it's not a standard micro USB cable.
Sofa - Ugh, if only you had NFC
Dungeon - I'm controlling the slot car with my phone ... just kidding.
Bar- Siri's a bitch
Bed - Bleughuegh


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[UltraDaveDude]

These stupid comments just simply underline what's been shown in the video.

[Multidude7777]

Your mom's gay.

[MrToxicBlizzard]

The only thing an android user ever needs to say: "I get my money's worth."

[Harry Akira Eaton]

I know what you mean man, switched to Android for a while, I liked certain aspects of it and it's great how you can customise it with a game pad and roms to play retro games.

Now gone back to iPhone but still have a soft spot for Android.

(I noticed the lack of flash back in late 2009 with my 3GS, now with an iPhone 5 it's a non-issue with most sites adapting for mobile use)

[Vikram Kalidindi]

The Nexus 4 comes UNLOCKED. No 2 year contract for just 150 bucks more for the 16 GB Nexus. No house for you.

[zomzomie88]

Yeah there is too much hype about the galaxy s3 i have the lg optimus g and its way better quad core,2gb of ram,13 megapixel camera,gorilla glass,and an amazing graphics card...dont get the s3 get the note or wait for the s4

[John Virgo]

I would do a response about Windows phone users, but I seem to be the only person with one :P

[xProManiaCx]

Haha, i recently switched to the galaxy s3, and I PERSONALLY like it better. Not saying apple is bad, but you get more freedom with android and it has flash. But iphone's are also pretty awesome

[Aleš Považaj]

a what a fucke?

[ky chea]

a........................you mean lesbo