Shit Android Users Say

Shit Android Fanatics Say by http://www.MobilePhoneFinder.com.au/

It is the Apple vs Android showdown which do you think is better
If you have an iPhone 5 or Samasung Galaxy S3 or any Android phone, tell us what you say.

Transcript:
Office - Oh there's your problem ... it's an iPhone
Cafe - How did you even get here using Apple maps?
Shop - Nah, I got a 'Droid
Office - Why is your screen so small?
Sofa - It doubles as a portable drive
Magazine - And I didn't even need to jailbreak it
glasses - Oh, I love this widget
Office - I can hold it any way, and I still get full reception
Cafe - Full reception
Office- Full reception
Dungeon - I can play slot cars in my dungeon and I still get full reception
Cafe- Cheap
Street- So Cheap
Sofa - Cheap
Office - Best camera phone, ever
Store - with Steve Jobs dead, Apple is going downhill
Magazine- Apple is going downhill
Street - How do you even see anything on that tiny little screen?
Cafe - It's so cute!
Bed - Hey, let me root your phone
Office - Wooo, look at me, I'm Steve Jobs
Street - Steve Jobs. Bleughueghoweugh.
Bed - It's not copying if it's better
Street - Bleughuegh
Hairdresser - Bleughuegh
Bar - I run the world
Street- I'm Steve Jobs
Cafe- Bleughuegh
Shower - I hate Apple
Street - So durable
Office - Customisable
Glasses - Ah, I love this camera
Office - What are your specs?
Magazine - It's all about widgets
Bed - Uuhhh, this is my favourite widget
Magazine - Even the magazine is twice the price
Office - What ROM are you running
Bar - Dude check out my ROM
Dungeon - No, it's a standard micro USB cable
Cafe- It's just a standard micro USB cable
Bed - Aww, shame. Pity it's not a standard micro USB cable.
Sofa - Ugh, if only you had NFC
Dungeon - I'm controlling the slot car with my phone ... just kidding.
Bar- Siri's a bitch
Bed - Bleughuegh


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[UltraDaveDude]

These stupid comments just simply underline what's been shown in the video.

[Multidude7777]

Your mom's gay.

[zomzomie88]

Yeah there is too much hype about the galaxy s3 i have the lg optimus g and its way better quad core,2gb of ram,13 megapixel camera,gorilla glass,and an amazing graphics card...dont get the s3 get the note or wait for the s4

[John Virgo]

I would do a response about Windows phone users, but I seem to be the only person with one :P

[xProManiaCx]

Haha, i recently switched to the galaxy s3, and I PERSONALLY like it better. Not saying apple is bad, but you get more freedom with android and it has flash. But iphone's are also pretty awesome

[Aleš Považaj]

a what a fucke?

[ky chea]

a........................you mean lesbo

[iLifeSaver]

well, whatever he said was correct :P (for me atleast)

[bushidorox]

Hey, congrats on the i7 :D which one are you using?

[Cheezdealer]

Nexus 4 8GB = $299 , iPhone 5 16GB = $199 House pls gooby

[Cheezdealer]

Oh and you can get a 32 GB iphone 5 for the same price as an 8GB Nexus 4. $300 each

[Cheezdealer]

$199.... really.... because it looks to be 300 without taxes for a measly 8GB,BUT, now prepare your anus please, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the Iphone 5, for $199 16GB. So please, you, and every other android fanboy saying the Iphone costs upwards of $700 please.... do your research, all of you, and if you dont believe me? Check out (The legitimate) Google play store AND the Apple store.