Rotten Musicians +20 Broadsword

Please watch in High Quality.

myspace.com/rottenmusicians

filmed by Matt Glass

A super special thanks to
Sean Keene and our new friends at Epic Journeys (www.slarpo.com)
and
Zach Kellogg

LYRICS
Verse 1

Our story starts in a dark dark dark
Dungeon let us out

Like I'll just wave a wand
Chains will break off and
We'll carry on

Wow that works so let's work
Our way to Castle Grey

We had a few laughs on the way
To save the princess of King Hathaway

Snuck by the castle gate and I had
To help an Orc on guard pass away

We dashed down a trapdoor if your
Getting bored then it's time for some swordplay

Slash slash clang slash clang
Goes the blade
I even finished my lemonade

How shall I end the tale
How about princess Anne
Wearing nothing but chain mail


Chorus

Bring your worst out
Dragon Giant Orc or Troll
+20 baby that's the way we roll

with the top down
sippin' on a ginger pop
+20 girl that's the way we rock

Collect the whole set
Really gets into your soul
+20 baby that's the way we roll

We can get down
top of tower make out spot
+20 girl that's the way we rock


Verse 2

Let me take you back to an ancient age

A monster to a maze
A zombie to a dead man party buffet
Not a basic set game

Forget names and handbooks
Monster manuals, Orcs and damsels

Is that plus two mic fiend to much to handle

Twenty sided die
Done in sixteen moves

Wad up your campaign like some big league chew

First edition feel, Essential rules

Hack and slash with the follow through

No telling what you'll turn into

Slay a dragon with a pen and paper
Now, yeah you can to

Power up with hit points
Memories and magic

A subculture that's so dynamic
Dark wizard strolls through caverns

Fill in the blanks with what you imagine


Bridge

You've been wandering aimlessly
In the crystal corridors of Morgrothin
A failed torch spell has left the map
In ashes and the darkness looming
But your adventure doesn't end here
As you approach three indistinguishable doors
You can't do that here
You must choose one
You fools!
Suddenly the door slams itself shut behind you
As a hungry unknown dragon like Siren
Emerges from the shadows
Her beautiful song is so soothing
You fail to see her wormlike tentacles
Ensnare your puny guild
And rip you to shreds

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[cazychick67]

Dallon Weekes always sends me to the weirdest shit.

[beardness]

@cazychick67 That Dallon Weekes is trouble. Trouble with a capital T. You'll stay away from him if you know what's good for ya. Never except candy from strangers.

[the42ndeel]

i watch this video often....and i'm not too sure why?! haha great vid folks!

[beardness]

Thanks

[MegaAwesomeMLC]

only dallon would send me....

[DibSigma]

@beardness I dont know what is scarier, that your quoting that movie, or me knowing it...

[DrunkPenguin27]

Nice beat! Ha. Amazing! xD

[matthiasofgondor]

LOL

[rat4cooler]

How can anything so lame pop so fly??

[chainedhearts1]

lmao, this is amazing

[THEMISFIT2012]

Gets better every time I see it!

[Makeaniter]

Im Loven it iv watched this at lest 20 times and ya im going to kill orcs and trolls in my LIve battle also known as LARP