Your child was a turd.

I met the absolute worst child on earth. I was coaching soccer, and I never wanted it to end so badly. If you are reading this you parent of said "turdy" child. Do something before he ends up cleaning littler from the highway.

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[queenfan1991]

WE ARE GONNA LEARN THE FUNDAMENTALS OF SOCCER OR NOBODY LEAVES HERE ALIVE!!

[Sugartalker]

Sing it with me!

"All we need is just a little patience."

Everybody!

"All we need is just a......"

No? OK then.

[xXLoneDroneXx1]

"Kid,,,,I have shit bigger than you, give me the fucking ball! Now I didn't say that, it was in my head, I wanted to, but I didn't."

[DrunkenGamingMaster]

I agree. I despise parents who don't know how to discipline thier godamn kids.

[HGR2U]

I totally feel you, man! I am a former teacher and thought I had seen it all until I watched a friend's child at my house for the summer. I thought my son will have a playmate! This child hissed, kicked, threw tantrums and destroyed my home! When she would leave I would be shaking! She would even go in my fridge when her mother picked her up and stick her tongue out at me while swiping my food. Her mother said nothing--adios turd and adios former friend! People control your "precious" offspring!

[DominationFTW1]

@RayWilliamJohnston What's up turd boy, did you get the shit beat out of you? Did your mother not love you enough? He was the coach turd boy, he commands the children you fucker. FYI, your mother didn't give birth to you, you came out the opposite end of a dog, thus, turd boy is born

[MATTBOBVV]

kid, i have shit bigger than you.give me the fucking ball. lol

[Fablebane49]

@scoutmachinima

Its not rwj so dont act likr that his name is johnston (fail!) hes a poser

[mcteeth]

puppies got cancer?!?

[charbycharlie]

Some of your best work.