Cubicle Torture

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[robtran]

True story: I worked with a whistler. I tried and tried to get him to stop. Finally, one late night when there were a lot of co-workers around, I decided to join him....by singing.

My colleague would whistle "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy" and I knew the words. So on that night I abruptly started singing the lyrics at the top of my lungs. My colleague said "Rob, are you NUTS?!" I just looked at him innocently and said, "Dude, I was just accompanying you."

He never whistled again.

[cubefarm]

that is awesome rob!

[ManTigerBMW]

1) I can NOT make it spin around!

2) The WORST is the LOUD telephone talker!!

3)The SECOND worst is the YELL across the room conversationalists.

4)The sneakiest is the SBD, Silent But Deadly fart ladies.. they give themselves away with a little giggle

[cubefarm]

so...does that mean you TRIED to make it spin around? :) and the yell-across-the-roomers > how could I leave them out?!?!

[tenagliac]

And what about the abandoned cell phone with a loud annoying ringtone that does 10 rings before taking the message ?

[cubefarm]

yes! I've watched a phone vibrate itself across the desk and onto the floor where it "zzzzzzztttt" for way too long until voicemail shut it up!

[Sheldonwh]

The gum thing is the worst when they pop INWARD instead of just blowing a bubble and letting it pop. It's some kind of physics thing, I guess, but the INWARD pops are the LOUDEST! They actually HURT my ears! Since the popper is behind the sound waves, it doesn't affect her/him. We should carry air horns for such occasions and just BLOW 'EM at whoever is being annoying. It's a Skinnerian thing...conditioning them to stop it!

[themightylex]

AAAAAAAAAAAAGH! The pen clicking and gum popping were almost unbearable! LOL! Thank you for making this! These people have gone on too long without being called out for their actions.

The mumblers, gigglers, and hummers are also on notice!

xoxo

[artgirlization]

omg, my teacher duz that, she ALWAYS HAS GUM ha, its easy to hide when u skived off class, just listen! snap snap pop, o crap, it her!

[BrokenTengu99]

I love you . 

[trime1851]

In my cubicle I put on headphones and listened to music CDs while working. It helped to filter out the noise, baloney and extraneous bullsht!

[rodeney123]

Click solution - hide the mouse.

[SpiritedxAway]

lol. wow, that should be outlawed....

[emeraldislegod]

NOOOO!! PLEASE, NO MORE with the POP POP POP!! Think of how many Netflix memberships have been SOLD because of POPPING or TALKING?!?! What the HELL is WITH THAT?!?! Think of THAT when looking at causes for recession!

Seriously, I'd rather plead to JFK's assasination, than listen to ONE more CINEMA 20'S worth of freaking "POP" from ANY orifface!

Thank you, Kim....You're a DECENT American...

[iydsysstole101]

Proven, your hopeless, your under arrest, and given life sentence from RSA and you also for attacking mine fingers.

[alago2]

do you have some problem?

[acdcart9]

God i love to see an attractive woman that is funny as hell and not full of herself.Very Funny and refreshing.

[Earthlinked]

I work in a very technical cube farm. Every now and then - you hear a loud "DAMMIT" - another "screen screamer"!!!!! And then everybody goes back to work - like nothing happened!!!