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Tokio Hotel Teaches German!!! (english subs)

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Uploaded by on Oct 19, 2008

Translation from THus:

Slink: I've lost my shoe in the moshpit!
Bill: I`ve lost my shoe while dancing

Slink: Can you please move your sweaty armpit from my face?
Bill: Ey, asshole. You're sweating on me.

Slink: It's an emergency, have you got any hairstraighteners?
Bill: (pointing at Tom's crotch) I've got dreadlocks down there.
Tom: Could you straighten my hair down there?

Slink: Do you wanna snog?
Tom: Should we lick each other?

Slink: What, I can't hear you?
Tom/Bill: Wassup?

Slink: Tokio Hotel rock our faces off.
Tom: Tokio Hotel is giving it to us hard

Extra: Let's be friends
Tom: Can I fuck you?

Slink: Where is the toilet?
Bill/Tom: Where is the shithouse?

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  • xD I didn't even see the description 'til I was done watching it. I was laughing so hard! (I speak a bit of German, so I understood what they were saying. xD) I imagine the translater was laughing his/her ass off. P:

    These guys rock. xD I do the same thing when people ask me to teach them German.

    Friend: How do you say "do you want to go on a date" in German? D8>

    Me: You say "Du bist ein hasslich Hure." >_>;

  • lol id b like im not a hore! lol i speak some German myself!

  • Too funny. Poor Slink lol.

  • yea!!

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  • lol. This put a HUGE grin on my face, that i cnt wipe off :p :D

    I wanna learn German soooooooo bad, :D

  • iiiiiiiii:))...i learn something today:))

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  • Lol I wouldn't trust them to teach me German

  • @totallyfai

    agreed.. tom's a manwhore sometimes. >_>

  • poor girl mates.. OI BOyS! Dont be like that.. poor girl probs looked it up and went.. shit later on.. Tom! you're terrible!! sigh... at least Gusti remained to some certain extent.. innocent..

  • Haha they r so mean poor slink... She doesn't even know what she is actually saying lol . Georg looks like he's gonna wet himself haha!

  • well i guess lets be friends means can i fuck you to Tom lol

  • lol

  • 1:18 to 1:22 is sooo funny...

    also on 0:52 lols

    1:42 - 1:52 - sooo funny

    xD on 2:17 - 2:30 TOM and BILL trick SLINK lols

  • lol xD thay're insane xD "Hey asshole!" xD

  • *Georg

  • georgs like wetting himself XD. and i have learn't all of this and i use it and people look at me like WTF are you saying and i just make up stuff to cover my self up in case i get in deep shit.

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