The Flag Environment: Truth Revealed

Truth Revealed by Maria Pia Gardini about accommodations at Flag (the Mecca of Scientology).

Another parody by Golden Lulz Productions using original material from the "Church" of Scientology and from LMT. Clips used under the Fair Use Exception for the non-commercial purpose of parody only.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Flag
• Truth
• Revealed
• Hotel
• Bed
• Scientology
• Clearwater
• Accommodations
• Sandcastle

[998987987698765]

Scientologists don't sleep in beds. They sleep standing up like Vampires.

[stategos]

It's called "Exteriorzed Sleeping" ;-)

[thedonzerlylight]

A religion without a god; ethics without mercy; litigiousness without justice; communication without meaning; science without inquiry; inquiry without curiosity; a bridge that goes nowhere, and a hotel with no bed. How do they manage to do so many things, while predictably and perversely withholding what is essential? ...while charging eight thousand dollars for everything in advance? Flag: where even the bedbugs sleep on the floor.

[stategos]

That's poetic!

[Bonhomie88]

While the hotel guest is out,Flag Security will search their room and luggage. The guest never knows his stuff's been rummaged through.A Flag hotel worker told me.

[ibthere4ibs]

yeah, but there were no bed...

[MrPisster]

The only thing more scary than expensive $cientology would be "free" scientology. It's like the book 1984.

[11Jamie11]

"Special sanity"? What's that, kind of like "alternate normality"?

[anonymous1312]

"Special" sanity, oh yes, very, very "special" sanity...

[mollie2810]

LOL @ the truth! $cientology is truly an epic fail!

[laserofjustice]

You have summed up all that's wrong with the COS in a paragraph- now THAT is a "comm cycle"!

[cutdeamon]

no beds?

[OTsuperduper]

Yes but there are no beds.