Ivy Supersonic Going to Jail - Stern - 11-13-07

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Courtesy Marksfiggin.com * Ivy Supersonic Going To Jail!? 11/13/07. 9:55am Robin read through some more stories and then Howard took a call from Ivy Supersonic who said that she's having a problem with some guy who owns a club there in the city. Howard cut her off and said that he didn't want to get into something he knows nothing about. Gary came in and said that she's e-mailing everyone even remotely related to the show and she's got something nuts going on.

Ivy said that she has to turn herself in on Thursday because she vandalized his club, Plum, and glued some stuff on his front door. Gary said that maybe she could go to court to get the money that she thinks she's owed. She said that she doesn't want to go to court over $1000. The guys told her that she's going to jail over it now though.

Ivy said that she glued some stuff to his door and jammed up his locks with glue too. Howard said she can't just go out and commit mindless acts of vandalism like that. She has to do it the right way. Gary said that she's making sense right now but yesterday she wasn't. He said that she sounded like she was on crystal meth yesterday when he left a message for him.

Gary read one of her e-mails that she sent to him yesterday where she described what she did to this club door. Howard said that maybe Ivy needs a man to go inside of her to calm her down. Artie offered to come out and fuck her today if she wanted. She said that she'd like to come to his apartment because her's is a mess. Artie said that he'd rather not have her at his apartment. Greg said that Artie doesn't want anything glued to his door.

Ivy gave out her voice mail number and said that anyone who can help her out with the $10,000 that she needs to get out of jail can call her. Howard gave her $500 courtesy of one of their advertisers. Ivy wondered if Artie was really going to come out and fuck her. Gary said that she will really hook up with him too so he should go for it. Greg didn't even know who she was. The guys said that she's a designer who makes hats for the stars.

Ivy told Artie to call her after the show and tell her where they're going to meet. Artie sounded a little thrown off when she said that she'd make him cum like 20 times. Howard went into his Grandma Caprio impression and had some fun goofing on him about going out with Ivy when he could have kept Dana around. Artie went into his Beth impression and shot back some jokes about Howard as well. He was making a lot of jokes about Beth getting pregnant and stuff like that.

Howard had Robin get back to her news after that. She read through a bunch of stories and then Yucko the Clown called in. He said that he went out to dinner with Greg and Andy Dick one night. He said that Andy actually got a restaurant owner to open up the place that they were just closing up. Greg said that Andy just got up and left in the middle of it so he had to shell out a bunch of money to the people who hung around with them to open up the restaurant.

Artie wondered if Yucko gets all made up for those calls he makes. Howard said he probably does but Artie figured he doesn't and he finds that sad.

Robin got back to her news and read through a few more stories before Howard ended the show. He gave Artie and Greg some plugs for their upcoming shows and then ended the show around 10:30am.

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[tattypatty]

what a loser.

[RaCa2424]

Looks like a meth head and has "crazy face".

[polarbearblunt]

Ivy's hilarious. I'm pretty sure she's a meth head. I'm probably just stereotyping her because of the tattoos and she's meth skinny. I wonder how many people have pranked that number.

[Lovinglife0001]

hmmm

[konatown5]

I HATE YOU IVY FUCKING CUNT

[BurningLexicon]

what a nut case!

[Cattychiclol]

Who is this nobody crack ho i mean really

[lnskenny]

SICK BITCH

[kamikaze8]

yah, if u read my comment u can tell i know what benjy looks like..i am 1 of howard sterns biggerst fans so i know the whole crew..

[ROBERTKEITHBEATY]

did you ever see benjy???...beggers can't be chosers