Nottingham trent punjabi funny

Some Nottingham trent student singin in Punjabi lolz FUNNY

this is my rough translation, for all you cocunuts out there:

this is my translation of it:
jai bapu nu thenu dhekliya shelya chungee theri(1)
if ur dad sees u he'll sort u out

jai bapu nu thenu dhek liya pandu buthi theri(2)
if your dad sees u he'll smash your face in

Bacardi jyaadee pitheeya hun thenu ondhi oltee(3)
you drank alot of bacardi now your puking up

repeat of (2)

Oh Trent uni paran gayee see, trent uni paran gayee see pehleh saal phail hogee, hun at saal lagange geh huleh uthe pardee (4)
she went to study at trent uni, she failed the 1st yr and for the past 8yrs shes been studying there

repeat of (2)

repeat of (3)

anee surkee bindi lorndee, anee surkee bindi lohndi thenu maa neh thenu pushaniya nahee, oh suniya unee hogayee nee koi kuu vich na ja dobjayee(5)
she wears so much makeup her mom dooesnt recognise her, listen here girl blinded by all that eyeliner be careful dont fall into a canal

repeat of (2)

repeat of (3)

anee tand vich mini skirt paundee, anee tand vich mini skirt paundee, udhee nungee ferdee, goriyaa naalor kat sharam ohndee jaloos kidha kardee, goriyaa naalor kat sharam ohndee luthah dokondee ferdee(6)
in this cold she wears a mini skirt, half naked and has less shame than white girls as she pardes around, has less shame than white girls as she flashes her legs!!

repeat of (2)

repeat of (3)

zoo jaan dee lor nahee bucheyo zoo jaan dee lor nahee bucheyo, sade ghar vich bandari tapdee, clubah vich nachdeeya bumping grinding kardee(7)
kids theres no need to go to the zoo, since the chimp dances in our house and she bumps and grinds in clubz

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Punjabi
• funny
• nottingham
• trent
• daru
• sharaab
• students
• desi
• comedy
• fresh
• pendu
• pind
• asian
• brit
• clubs
• joke

[lionzzz24]

ha lol crazy

[kullyboots]

zoo jaan di lor nahi bachiou KAAR WICH BHANDRI TAP DI !!!!!!!

this is so funny

[umaimaish1]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit it was mega funny lol

[sukhihans97]

My Chacha = Bacardi Jaddi Pethi Ah Hun Tenu Olty Oundi;) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[vishal3676]

baba jee ki bole jade je kio sarm karo

[Yedgarian]

I don't understand but I am still laughing!

[92MISSKAUR92]

hahaha too joke.. hes a joker

[Sunster18]

hahaha love it amazing ballna

[Prabhmaintera]

SOOOOOOOOO TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[dhillonjatt650]

gaand sing hahha sick