Alix Olson - America's On Sale!

Alix Olson: a red-hot, fire-bellied, feminismo-spewin' volcano. Plus she rhymes.
Alix Olson's take on modern America. How right she is...
Funny and queer-positive again. =D

the words/lyrics/what she's saying:
Attention shoppers! Attention nine to five folk, cellphone masses, the up-and-coming classes. Attention sport utility, plastic surgery suburbanites, the agri-popping, Gucci-shopping urbanites. Attention George Clooney loonies, promise-peeper sheep, stockbroker sleepwalkers, big investment talkers, Rikki Lake watchers. Attention Walmart congregation. Super Walmart congregation. Super duperduperduper duper duper Walmart congregation. Attention shop till you drop generation. Attention nation! Enough! America's on sale! We've unstocked the welfare pantry to restock the wall street gentry. Its economically elementary because values don't pay. Yes, American dreams are on permanent layaway. (There was limited availability anyway). The statue of liberty's being dismantled - 10 dollar a piece to sit on your mantle or hang on your wall. [I'm not sure about the next 2 sentences] the small somalian child you bought from sallie struthers sisters and brothers its now or never this deal won't last forever - America's on sale. (Restrictions may apply if you are black gay Arab lesbian bisexual transgendered or female)
Are there any other countries? I can't see. Are there.. any other counties?

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• alix
• olson
• america
• sale
• values
• gay
• lesbian
• bisexual
• homosexual
• bi
• female
• transgendered
• arab
• black
• spoken
• word
• poetry

[terrin32]

ALIX OLSEN ROCKS

[chickendefrango]

Alix Olson is a genius! Love this woman.