Hanker for a hunk of cheese!

"I just smoked a bunch of crack."

I love these commercials. What happened to all of them? It would be nice if they brought it back on T.V. for the kids to watch. It's very educational. That's what's wrong with kids today. They're too much into stupid stuff like how to be cool and popular, fads, technology and vulgar music. Fun commercials like these needs to come back.

Lotusia, if you think that kids being over-concerned about being cool and popular is a new thing then I suggest you read Bernice Bobs Her Hair by F. Scott Fitzgerald.

A wagon wheel too funny!!

HAHA! Someone was asking me what this girl looks like that I know. I said, "She's kinda round on the top and has real skinny legs. Like the hanker for a hunka cheese guy." I got a couple of blank stares... lol
I was wondering if this was a figure of my imagination since every time I've mentioned this dude over the years, people never have any idea who I'm talking about!

Make mine Parsmesean and Motzarella!

If I eat cheese will you go away! D':

I miss commercials that actually involved some thought and effort, and songs that actually rhymed. The shit they put on TV is so damn stupid, and there's so god damn much of it, it just saturates everything with idiocy and the best you can do is just ignore it. I dont think advertisers realize what they're doing to people, or care. They're overpaid, under-educated, and every god damn one of them should be fired.

From a cannon.

Into a swimming pool filled with human excrement and razor blades.

and salt for the razor wounds.

I will add something to your thoughts...I don't think they should be fired, but slapped the fuck in the mouth.