Star Trek Voyager - The Best "One-Liners" Ever!

05/10/08 Update: Thanks to everyone for all the great comments, I do love reading them and they have sparked some interesting conversations! I apologize if I don't have time to answer everyone's comment individually! Maybe some fellow youtubers can help out by answering the comments where people are requesting what ep a clip is from. It's been so long since I did this vid, I honestly don't remember them all! Enjoy!



J/C FANFIC UPDATE: The Famous Shattered Episode Fix "A Part Of Your Life You Know Nothing About" has a new home:
http://www.polomare.info
AND A SEQUEL! "The Morning After . . ." available on the same page, picks up where the Shattered Fix leaves off. Thanks to all my fellow Voyager fans for all of your enthusiastic support about the Shattered Fix and your requests for a sequel. Enjoy!




Original Blurb about this vid:
This started out as an innocent little catalogue of my favorite lines from Star Trek Voyager. This is actually the first fanvid I ever attempted and somewhere along the way I noticed it was taking on a life of it's own. I set it aside to do other things that came to mind while I was working on it.
Believe it or not, this WAS a 16 minute vid. I cut it down to meet youtube's requirements. SO, IF YOU DON'T SEE YOUR FAVORITE LINE HERE, THAT IS PROBABLY WHY.

Ooo. . . Oooo
this my ship, this my ship
Ooo. . . Oooo
THIS MY SHIP!
(yeah, um. . . you'll get that after you watch the vid)
:-)

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6/3/10 PS: to everyone who still doesn't get it . . . these aren't one-liners. Duh. The title is a joke. They are random bits of dialogue pasted together to tell short stories divided by the "Please state the nature . . ." lines into chapters. Some 280,000 views and 99.9% of you get that. But there is always the one petty crabby little hater that has to post "you suck, these aren't one-liners." Well, duh. You just admitted the whole concept of the vid went right over your head. How sad for you. Open your mind, Get A Life, and go hate on someone else's channel.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Star
• Trek
• Voyager
• Janeway
• Chakotay
• J/C
• Harry
• Seven
• Holodoc
• Coda
• Resolutions
• Threshold
• Tom
• Paris
• Comedy
• Parody

[Pugwash81]

Love the ending...:)



[polomarey]

@Pugwash81 Thank you. :)

[MrMoorkey]

8-Ball, side pocket...white ball, corner pocket. Paris wins.

[polomarey]

@MrMoorkey LOL 440,000 views and you are the only person to catch that.

Nice job :)

[ugotpwnzored]

I remember being in tears when Tuvok said, "It appears we have lost our sex appeal captain."

[9999fenix]

Assimilate meeee!!!!!!

[garamonde]

(Seven of nine walks onto the bridge in nothing but sexy lingerie)

Seven of nine: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

[Tagraff]

@cherrety @3:30 It's "Q2" on the 7th season, 19th episode.

[greg1184]

-"Then you wish to copulate?"

-Yes.

[MrMoorkey]

@MrMoorkey oops, forgot to put 4:40

[kelsiejackson]

"Don't you 'Aunt Kathy' me!"