076- suicide phineas and ferb

So do any of you know Disney's recent cartoon Phineas and Ferb? The show that was just put out on Disney Channel and Disney XD few years ago? Well, I hear there is one episode that was unreleased to even the most avid Modern Disney fans. According to sources, it's nothing special. It's just a rough cut of "Phineas and Ferb Get Busted" three minutes before fading out. Unlike the cutesy tunes put in though, the BGM on this cartoon was not a song at all, just a constant buzzing sound for the remainder of the film. It wasn't the jolly old Phineas and Ferb characters we've come to love either, Candace was vulgar, Phineas was speaking strange laguages, Ferb was not even smiling, just kind of walking as if you or I were walking, with a normal facial expression, but for some reason his head tilted side to side as he kept this dismal look. Up until a year or two ago, everyone believed that the "alleged" lost episode was just a prototype opening sequence and that was it. When Dan Povenmire was reviewing the cartoon to be put in the DVD sets, he decided it was too junk to be on the DVD, but wanted to have a digital copy due to the fact that it was a creation of him and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh. When he had a digitized version up on his computer to look at the file, he noticed something. The cartoon was actually 9 minutes and 4 seconds long. The full cut is still highly elusive, and I only have the first 3 minutes, recorded from when it was partly leaked on Disney XD on the night of Friday, November 13, 2009. Dan Povenmire is reported to have pulled the broadcast before the full thing could be shown, and two leaked notes, written by two Disney employees, explains why the rest has never been seen.


"After it cut to black, it stayed like that until the 5th minute, before going back into Phineas and Ferb at the prison. The sound was different this time. It was a murmur. It wasn't a language, but more like a gurgled cry. As the noise got more indistinguishable and loud over the next minute, the picture began to get weird. The walls started to go in directions that seemed impossible based on the physics of Candace's running. And the dismal face of Ferb was slowly curling into a smirk. On the 7th minute, the murmur turned into a bloodcurdling scream (the kind of scream painful to hear) and the picture was getting more obscure. Colors were happening that can't be possible on current TV sets. All the faces began to fall apart. Ferb's eyes rolled on the bottom of his chin like two marbles in a fishbowl, and his curled smile was pointing upward on the left side of his face. The buildings became rubble floating in midair and the background was still impossibly navigating in warped directions, a few seeming inconcievable with what we, as humans, know about direction." The Disney Channel employee who was writing this note presumably got disturbed and left the room, as this is where the first note ends. Another employee, overseeing Disney XD's broadcast the night the episode was leaked, is reported to have finished the video in a back room, suspicious after Povenmire told him to halt its broadcast. From the note he took, this distorted screaming lasted until 8 minutes and a few seconds in, and then it abruptly cuts to the Walt Disney Television Animation production card at the credits of the end of every PaF episode with what sounded like a broken music box playing in the backround. The picture then froze at the 44th frame of the Disney Channel Original production card for about 30 seconds, and whatever was in that remaining 30 seconds I heaven't been able to get a sliver of information.

From a security guard who was making rounds outside of that room, the employee stumbled out of the room with pale skin saying "i can not unsee what has been seen" 7 times before speedily taking the guard's Disney brand pistol and offing a bunch of Disney Channel employees (in particular those involved with the Disney XD division) and finally himself. The last thing I could get out of my source was that the last frame was a piece of japanese text that roughly said "the sights of hell bring its viewers back in to buy more Jonas Brothers merchandise."

Also, nothing is owned by me, and you know the rest.

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[SirDandelot]

cool story bro... but resembles too much to Suicide Mouse acording to the description. Try harder next time ¬_¬

[Combuskenisawesome]

@SirDandelot It's almost like that wasn't the intent, yeah

[Combuskenisawesome]

@Combuskenisawesome I only scored 98% fidelity here... gotta go for that last 2!

[homor242]

Alright, now we need "Suicide Thats So Raven".

[Chasingstorms99]

What The Hell Did I Just Watch

[zombienation11]

At 1:05 lindas face shrinks!

[sixcans]

So... Is thid a YTP or sumthin. Cuz I find it funny. XD

[TheNumber1TailsFan]

This is Funny!!!!

[irken24]

What exactly did I just watch?

[diegofernandez96]

u suck, this isn't even creepy is more like a ytp

[linkcruz18]

fake hahahah

[MasterofrandomAlex]

What the fuck is this?

[sonic8888ify]

scary, but fake.

[sonic8888ify]

nice try, it sez Edit Studio.