Song : Tear Drops on my old car
Artist : TomsterMusic
Poem : A Nascar Christmas
A NASCAR CHRISTMAS..
Twas the Race before Christmas and all through the track
Each driver was ready to make his attack.
The tires had been stacked by the pit crew with care
With hopes none of them would run out of air.
The drivers were belted all snug in their seats
Where visions of checkered flags looked mighty sweet.
When out of the infield there rose such a clatter
The crowd sprang to their feet to see what was the matter.
What sight met their wondering eyes as they rose
Twas Rusty Wallace punching somebodys nose.
With eyes like the eagles the spotters they came
And they turned on their headsets and called them by name
On Spencer! On Petty! On Rudd and Jarrett! On Cope! On Speed! On Ward and Jeff Burton! At the top of the curve ran em into the wall!
Now gentlemen, start your engines all!
More rapid than lightning the Iceman they flew
With a sack full of cash and the Winston Cup too.
And then in a twinkling there came to the front
The bright rainbow colors of Gordons DuPont.
Then Bobby Labonte flew by in a flash
While Martin had a breakdown and Spencer a crash.
Then all at once with a rush and a roar
There came a new car they had not seen before.
From bumper to bumper it was painted all red
North Pole Toy Co.was the sponsor they read.
With a little old driver so lively and quick
They all said at once, Hey, this must be a trick!
A geezer like that shouldnt be driving here!
And why does his pit crew all have pointed ears?
The next scheduled pit stop went kinda slow
For the old fellow stopped at each pit in the row.
He spent no time at all, but left gas and oil
A new set of tires, new tools for their toil.
He asked no endorsement, demanded no fee
And left only coal for the black #3.
Childress got on the com and said Hey Intimidator
Want to chew him up now, or save him for later?
Dale spoke not a word, but went straight to his work
He gave him a nudge, then broadsided the jerk.
But the old guy escaped with a zig and a zag
And crossed over the finish line, right at the flag.
The old man drove straight up to victory lane
Grabbed up the trophy and drank some champagne.
Thanked all his sponsors and took the cash too
Stole a kiss from Brooke Gordon, and then off he flew
As he sped out of sight, one last cry did they hear.
Merry Christmas to all, better luck next year!
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Track listing:
1-HOMER IS PERFECT
(Nobody's Perfect-Hannah Montana parody)
2-HUNGRY
(Bubbly-Colbie Caillat parody)
3-SINCE I AM TOM
(Since U Been Gone-Kelly Clarkson parody)
4-RUDE FRIEND
(True Friend-Hannah Montana parody)
5-BECAUSE OF YOUTUBE
(Because Of You-Kelly Clarkson parody)
6-TEARDROPS ON MY OLD CAR
(Teardrops On My Guitar-Taylor Swift parody)
7-LUCKY CHARMS
(Open Arms-Journey parody)
8-I HAVE A BIDET
(Bad Day-D. Powter parody)
9-KARAOKE'S NOT THAT FUN
(Carry On Wayward Son-Kansas parody)
10-FRIENDS WITH COOL PAGES
(Friends In Low Places-Garth Brooks parody)
11-TOM'S BUSHES ARE ON FIRE
(We Didn't Start The Fire-Billy Joel parody)
12-I LIKE MY SUBSCRIBERS
(Eye Of The Tiger-Survivor parody)
13-DON'T HAVE A COW
(Take A Bow-Rihanna parody)
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10 th december 08
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2008 NASCAR Recap Parody Songby tophini4,896 views
nice vid hilarious. did you make it up yourself?
ds4758 2 years ago
yeap i did but not the poem/song just the picture thingies
HuggableAngel 2 years ago
I love nascar
wyldewynd 3 years ago
SIS i got ur xmas card PHEw just intime too the snails had just started chewing the penguin envelope LOL ... will be sending u something of late next week ,, i been waiting for some money to go shopping ( i hate shopping lol ) .. Love Yah
HuggableAngel 3 years ago
why do people waste my freaking time i hate it i thought there would be someone siging an actual nascar christmaas song
racedriver52 3 years ago
its spelt singing maybe santa might buy you a dictionary for xmas hey
HuggableAngel 3 years ago