Inept Reviews: Ninja Scooter Simulator

A game for all those scooter riding ninjas out there. Think the Krypton Factor assault course but with a scooter and a chap wearing a baseball cap backwards and you'll still be no-where near to what this game is about.

This is actually a knock-off clone of arcade game Metrocross as far as I can tell. And ripping off other people's game isn't on! Still it's got Ninjas in it so it must be good?

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[chavpl]

there are hundreds of ninjas in this game but you can't see them cuz they're ninjas (they're hidden up on the trees and inside the trashcans I suppose)

[TheAmishGamer]

Ninja Scootech scooters were a fad where I grew up in Essex back in the 80s, so I guess that's what the "Ninja" bit refers to!

[wolfgang15425]

Oh God if ninjas find out how to use scooters we are ask doomed

[Quatr0king]

Ninja on a scoo er

[neiljaxx]

Its got sod all to do with Ninja arse kicking..... Ninja is the type of Scooter u muppet. Do your home work before spouting your mouth off!

[jquantrell]

I walk, and talk, do nothing... Awesome!

[TheDeLeG3nD]

A ninja on a SCOUER!

[zagor1974]

this game on the c64 had a phenomenal music

[madmike42345]

how is this even close to being a simulator of anything?

[nephildevil]

the guy ont the scooter looks like a hero turtle without the shell or weapons, so thats why its called ninja scooter sim

this is where the ninja part from the turles went to

so its actual name shud have been hero turtle scooter sim