I Gank Bot: League of Legends Song Parody

UPDATE: Re-released a new version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9ui7Rp_yLI

Consider this part 2 of a 3 part song trilogy, with Permanent Steamroll as part 1.

Lyrics:
I log into the game and I'm ready to go
No one on my friend's list on, so I queue solo
Grab my Xin and lock in, always first to choose
Then say "somebody get a tank or else we're gonna lose"

In the game, I go straight to mid mid
Before anyone makes a bid, bid
Because really who are they kid-ding?
Got Tristana up in my lane, lane
But she's gonna feel the pain, pain
Cuz my dps is insane

At 6 I gank top, though Trist is pushing and won't stop
Who cares? I got a kill - who needs mid turret with my skill?
Amumu gets lizard low, but I snag the killing blow
I need slow-oh oh oh! Oh oh oh oh!
I gank bot, that's gay - stupid Garen got away
Teemo, help me bro, I don't care if your health is low
Just stay back and attack. How'd you die? That's effing whack!
You blow-oh oh oh! Oh oh oh oh!

Now we may have lost a lane, but just look at my score
We can still totally win without that inhibitor
The dragon's up I'm going to go get it you guys
Oh crap it's warded! Damn where are you? I can't 1v5!

Great now they got the dragon instead-stead
And now I'm just effing dead, dead
And their Shaco has the red, red
Teemo why'd you just stand around, round
And attack after I was down, down?
We could've had them all you clown, clown! Had them all you clown

Someone just shoot me, I lost the pub lottery
Waste of half an hour, no one even pushed a tower
I'm awesome as Xin, stupid Teemo let them win
Umad bro oh oh oh! Oh oh oh oh!
I should just afk, you are all so effing gay!
GG my team's bad, congratulations this is sad
I'm bored, alt f4, learn to play you stupid _____
You're all ho-oh oh ohs! Oh oh oh oh!

OMG I can't carry all you noobs you suck, stop your feeding! You noobs all suck, you just screwed us, you screwed us with all your feeding. OMG I can't carry all you noobs you suck, stop your feeding! You noobs all suck, you noobs all suck, you noobs all suck.

15 kills I'm an awesome Xin

Someone just shoot me, I lost the pub lottery
Waste of half an hour, no one even pushed a tower
I'm awesome as Xin, stupid Teemo let them win
Umad bro oh oh oh! Oh oh oh oh!
I should just afk, you are all so effing gay!
GG my team's bad, congratulations this is sad
I'm bored, alt f4, learn to play you stupid _____
You're all ho-oh oh ohs! Oh oh oh oh!

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• alysaria
• kesha
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• gank
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• teemo
• fiddlesticks
• amumu
• LoL

[LilWayneIsTerribad]

LOL GROSS

[Alysaria]

@LilWayneIsTerribad I re-uploaded the song (in a fake british accent). The link is in the desc.

[xitachix]

lyrics were good...

[Alysaria]

@xitachix I re-uploaded the song (in a fake british accent) - but it's much easier to hear. The link is in the desc.

[Alysaria]

@adrenalin1993 O.O You got me. I'm 4 female midgets in trench coat.

[UnscopedReflex]

couldn't hear shit and u look like a dude LOL

[gluntford]

you literally aren't ugly enough to pull off a kesha impersonation

[Myrbattlsphere]

ur mis cam voice and face sucks..

go suicide

[DarkWarrior009]

nice microphone :)

[Talgoran]

Great and funny lyrics. The vocals weren't too loud, but the instrumentation was great. :D

[xxOpheliax]

I applaud you for your creativity, very well done. I liked it =p

[leetsoup]

thats a dude right?

[Acruxifix]

Time to be an hero.

[ChelseaSings421]

I love this. :) I feel inspired...