Evilution!- Part 2!

Thanks to ThetaOmega for the inspiration.

This audio is from a creationist video - but slightly tweaked. With a little bit from "Jesus Camp" thrown in. It's their words, not mine:

Every religion in the world is so flawed.
"So you're saying we've all been brainwashed?"
Almost every religion is evil. Every scripture is so flawed. An overabundance of scripture is evil. You know, there was a time when scientists actually concurred with scripture!
"Galileo made the right choice by giving up science for Christ."

Every religion is a stretch of the imagination. Christianity is based on the most ridiculous concepts of creation. There would be an overabundance of evidence of creation; so far, zilch! It's still missing!

Christianity is so flawed, Christianity is evil. Okay, here's a coincidence for you: Almost every religion in the world is based on works. Christianity is no works, period.
"I'm gonna do what I wanna do!"
Well, you can do what you wanna do and trust in Jesus Christ - it's as simple as that! It's funny how you'll believe the most ridiculous concept just as long as you're not accountable for your actions! No works, period.

You're gonna bet on that God? Results say otherwise. Jesus Christ is so flawed, he cannot see the Kingdom of God. Can't happen! God and Jesus Christ: they're all dogs!

To determine the truth in scripture is a stretch of the imagination.

Jesus Christ: the biggest mistake in the world today.
You're gonna die. No hell, no God, zilch. Drop your faith. Drop your god. Drop your Jesus Christ, the biggest mistake in the age of truth and science. I strongly urge you to think about that today. How's that for exact science?

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[thomtom19dut]

seen&notseen HELL is very hot

[SeenAndNotSeen]

Do you mean, "HELL! Seen&notseen is very hot"?

If so, thank you very much.

[RichardMNixon]

So what you're saying is, God doesn't distinguish between a guy whose only sin was having naughty thoughts, and a guy who raped and murdered 40 people, as long as they both repented? You call that justice?

[ematter100]

Good job you really showed how you can make him eat his words.

[Cootabux]

RichardMNixon

But thats' the biblical god!! That's the rules, bro! We either lick those boots or burn in his torture chamber!

But how can we question the wisdom of a god who advocated slavery and misogyny? The Xian god operated from the highest morals, even if we don't understand them. This is the god who forces a woman to marry her rapist! He orders the killing of an old man picking up sticks on the sabbath! Or killing of innocent women & children!

Gee, I guess that's just godly wisdom.

[Acuraintegraman1]

Hows that for what science? none here.

[0871368021]

@NoAntecessor .. that is your right to believe you are "all that"..and that you are not in any need of a "Saviour"..who promises to heal your heart..You might not "sin"..but your heart is still in a fallen stateand CANNOT enter into His Kingdom.Jesus came as the "antidote" to the fallen heart and promises to heal andrestore it.Your freewill to utterly reject Him and what He did for you.Your free will to ignore the promise of eternal life by just TRUSTING in Him.He will respect your choice.GBU

[NoAntecessor]

I hate that ultimate line that so many religions push. "Nobody is good. We're all filthy, filthy people. We all are terrible and worthy of torture and on and on and so forth". Bullshit. Such a load of horse manure. Justify your beliefs however you like, we aren't buying 'em.

[trueleroix]

That's funny, if you really believe it.

[0871368021]

&how shud God judge? u tell me..that He shud judge all of us by only r good deeds?u call that justice?What about the heart that loves evil &the good deeds that cover what the heart really is? Do u think a Holy &Righteous God shud consider what the heart of man desires,loves? For me, that is justice.But im saved by the punishment Jesus took 4me in my place. He already stepd in and took the wrath for me so that i wouldn't have to face that judgement for the evil in my heart.That IS LOVE & JUSTICE

[0871368021]

What im saying is that it's the heart of man that is evil. It's the heart of man that is the problem. Heal the heart of mankind &there will be peace on earth.The root of rape,murder etc..starts in the heart.Thats why Jesus equates lusting after a woman in the heart as the same as committing adultery(if your married).I can tell you if my spouse knew i lusted after my neighbour non stop..i dont think it would be harmless thoughts 2my spouse.those very thoughts wud destroy R relationship eventually