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Uploaded by on Nov 20, 2007

The Life of Chuck Norris. Hilarious video!

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  • They made such a game! But no computer system in the world was fast enough to simulate a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. The computers used to test the game on had 600 pieces of Intel Quad Core 999 Thz, 1 TB RAM and had a 1 YottaByte disk space. The result was that the computer imploded, resulting in a minor black hole that began to suck everything. Luckily Chuck Norris came and roundhouse kicked it away. Now it is about 1 Chuck Miles away which is about... YouTube's character limit is 500!

  • Chuck Norris tried to shave his beard once but the razor broke into pieces.

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  • @THENINTENDIANS No it's 2 Minutes to Midnight by Iron Maiden haha

  • @jackyeah00 it sounds just like the theme of sonic chronicles the dark brotherhood

  • @AliasFox1 The Student has surpassed the Master ;)

  • @ziyaze hahahahahhahahahahahahhahaa

  • Anyone know the song at 1:03?????

  • For those of you who don't know Bruce Lee taught Chuck Norris

  • Each scene is simply an animated clip of various movies, most that don't even have Norris in there. I noticed Enter the Dragon, Karate Kid, The Matrix, Bloodsport, Kickboxer...

  • @skrallakrieger two minutes to midnight by iron maiden

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