Season 5: Clip 1
Farmer Boy and the Bunny-looking girl.
PARIS: You're back with Farmer Boy? What gives?
RORY: Paris --
PARIS: I thought he was married.
RORY: He was -- now he's not.
PARIS: Well, well -- Hoss returns. Who would've thunk?
RORY: I'm going in my room now.
PARIS: Just hold on. We have to figure this out.
RORY: Figure what out?
PARIS: You're going to be bringing boys home now. We need a system.
RORY: I'm not bringing "boys" home. I'm bringing "boy" home. That boy - that's it.
PARIS: I assume you're having sex.
RORY: Paris!
PARIS: You're having sex. Well, luckily, I just bought some noise-reducing headphones, so that'll help.
RORY: Oh boy.
PARIS: If I put the headphones on, then stuff towels under the door, that should do the trick.
RORY: Hey, if you've got extra towels to stuff, I got a location suggestion.
PARIS: How loud are you?
RORY: Paris, stop.
PARIS: Look, I don't care. I just need the information to formulate a good plan. I mean, you look all small and squeaky, but sometimes, it's exactly the bunny-looking girls who can blow the roof off the barn. I know, just give me a three-minute warning.
RORY: I'm walking away now.
PARIS: That way, I have time to put everything in place. Put headphones on, et cetera.
RORY: Bye.
PARIS: Is he gonna be coming over a lot? Probably, right? He's at his peak now, and it's probably one of the only things he's good at so...
RORY: Three-minute warning!
PARIS: Right.
Paris was the best on this show. Rory could be so boring, Paris was driven and a pistol.
leeaxtellreim 3 years ago 10
I love Paris
LovelornSong 3 years ago 6