Paul Brogan NCAA College Basketball Rap

*Lyrics*
This year my bracket was whack
I thought duke was better than that
Who would pick a sweet sixten with a seven and a ten and two twelve seeds
Quit my whining in a hurry
Saw davidson, stefhon, curry
That boy weighs ninety pounds but he kept on knockin them clutch 3s down
MARCH MADNESS do the big dance
The buzzer beaters made me wet my pants
These boys take more big big shots than bonds and clemens combined, and that's a lot
I thought the big upsets wouldn't stop then
Four number one seeds rose to the top
First time ever in the history all
Cause these final four teams all can ball

This first matchup has more talent than Hannah Montana...

We've got Memphis coming from the home of the blues
Against UCLA, from the home of tom cruise
And both teams rode all the way here on the backs of kids in their freshman year
But their games are manly bro
Even though their last names are LOVE and ROSE
Both play for pride instead of messing with hoes
Cause THAT kinda ballin' is for playas in the pros
Two teams with two bigtime stars
Who can't afford their own cars
But don't you shed them a tear
They'll be hella rich next year
Because we already know
Out of dough
Goin pro for the dough
YEAH

The second matchup is bound to be a bloody grudge match.

REDEMPTION
The word starts with R
Just like Roy Williams, do you know who he are?
The tarheels head coach and he's preppin the plays
KANSAS
The team he straight dicthed, okay
They got brandon rush who rocks a flattop G
But UNC has Psycho "T"
KU has revenge on the mind
Out to show Roy, he left the wrong school behind
It's like mud wrestling your ex girlfriend
Rough and dirty until the bitter end
These boys will go blow for blow
Just like your ex girlfriend, she was a ho!
Both teams with missiles to deploy
But this game is all about Roy
San Antone' is about to explode!

This is what you get on the road
To the final four four
Get on the dancefloor
It once had room for 64
But no more
We're to the final 4
Only three games more
YEAH

Notice: I did NOT make this video.
I take no credit whatsoever, i just uploaded it onto YouTube.

This is a video by Paul Brogan.
His Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/paulbrogan

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[NCVikes14]

7 years ago a boy name is jonny, i was just going to bed when i was givina pack of starburst, if you don't post to 3 videos, a monkey wih a hat on will give you a pack of starburst before you go to bed, sorry i didn't want any starburst, thats why i posted this, sorry

[bfsblinkbfs]

lmao...

[zukuze]

they should have you on SNL or MADtv or somethin

[microwavedwaffles]

evidently you use your freetime well by taking time out of your day to be a prick.

[xavierballer53]

Why did he stop making videos?

[BallsOfSteelShow]

@zukuze dude epic idea



[basdhc]

Hehe, Rose is now MVP and Love MIP :P

[nGnius]

i want starbursts! plz be a green one!

[nikkib3224]

gay

[socomfreak23]

give him his props lol how long it take you to do this...haha

[HousePetMarla]

@NCVikes14 i am so confused. WHO THE HELL DOESN'T WANT STARBURST?!

[MitchG092]

Haha, Tacoma community college.