With Nick fidgeting on the couch, he's trying to figure out what exactly Bella is up to.
Bella: So.
At the sound of her voice he jumps in his seat.
Nick: Y..Ye..Yes?
Bella: Are you ready to tell me your ingenious plan to get out of actually getting married?
He breathed a sigh of relief that she wasn't going to murder him or yell.
Nick: Well, I was thinking we could make a divorce agreement. That a year or two after we marry we file for a divorce under the special agreements we make.
Bella: That's your master plan? Frankie could make that kind of plan. Whatever, let's make the agreement now.
Nick: But we have to go to..
Bella: It's only nine fifteen. We have two hours to agree on the terms and forty-five minutes for me to take a shower and dress up.
Nick: I forgot you take long showers.. Always hoggin it when you slept over. *laughs*
Bella: Are you TRYING to want me not to help you ?
Nick: Ohkay, Ohkay I'm sorry. Let's write.
They sit at the dining table and think of all the possible things that can happen and go wrong in this relationship.
Bella: Ohkay, let's read them off.
1. NO kissing on the lips. If in front of cameras / family members, just on the cheek.
2. We switch turns paying for the check when we go out to eat together.
3. DO NOT buy each other any month/anniversary gifts. EVER.
4. In front of friends and family, we still act like a couple. NO ONE finds out about this agreement.
5. After 2 years of marriage, we divorce under irreconcilable differences.
6. In making appearances on interviews, we both MUST be polite and not say anything mean.
7. Once every month, we go out shopping to be in front of the paparazzi.
8. Once every month, Nick brings Bella a bouquet of rainbow flowers.
9. Once every month, Bella makes Nick a meatloaf and a sugar free cake.
Nick: Oh we forgot one.
Bella: What is it?
Nick: Here give me the pen.
10. No invading each other's personal space. If we have a significant other, the "spouse" does not interfere.
Bella: Are you saying if you have a girlfriend or if I have a boyfriend, the other can't say anything about it ?
Nick: Exactly. And seeing as how I have a girlfriend, it's a perfect rule.
Bella: YOU WHAT ?!
And that's Chapter 7 :] Like my cliffhanger? haha i know i do ! comment, rate, subscribe, please&thank you! you guys are the most excited readers i have ever seen ! :]
Love, Maria
whats up with the rainbow flowers cant they just be regular roses?
cheesequest001 2 years ago
nick's gonna get killed by bella!!!
joejonaslove12345 3 years ago
omg a girlfrined
babexxxxxx 3 years ago
Yikes
Nick must be a lil' dumb to tell her that..
x]
OmgItsStephnieee 3 years ago
OMG A GIRLFRIEND????
i didnt expect that!!!
PurpleRainGirl12 3 years ago
oh my word nicholas!
he's friggen nuts!
JonasFanWriterGurl 3 years ago
hahaahhahaah.. this series is sooo great!! i cant get enough of it!! :]
<3
blakemariejonas 3 years ago
haha. thats gonna be so funny. "should i call my girlfriend or my wife?" thats soooo gonna happen.Bella will probly be okay with it but will Nick's gf be okay with it. I mean if my boyfriend had a wife i wouldnt really want to be with him....
MCwritergurlJB 3 years ago
OH SNAP!!
gabriellalolove 3 years ago
Oh gosherzz
Stupid Nick x]
Haha
I'm of to chp 8
;]
alish94 3 years ago