Imagine there's no pranks

This retard read the lyrics wrong so here's the original email. Credit to John Lennon and Yoko Ono.


Good evening to you, I am finding it hard at my new place of work as I am the only christian there and the rest of my colleagues are atheists.

I feel like I am sometimes left out by them because of my religion yet I really wish to let them know we can all live together. I have asked them if they could imagine what the world would be like if all the people lived in peace under Christ.
However, I was laughed at and called a dreamer but I'm not the only one. I hope someday they will join us so the world can be as one.

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[ProveItsReal]

Anyone who believes in faeries and invisible space monsters and serpents, astrology and tarot - these fucks deserve a life of solitude. Use your brains, think critically- you dont have ANY experience or proof that these things exist! Dont bring the rest of us down with your nonsense. When you prove it is real, then we'll all instantly change our minds, but until then, you believe in dragons and talking corn flakes. Seriously. We both know you're lying to yourself.

[timskywalker]

Do One With Stairway To Heaven

[yohomey1234]

@ProveItsReal .... It's for fun, this world is full of pricks like you and bring everyone down because of faggots like you that make this world dull, we have to make up shit like this so theres something fun to do, if everyone didn't have an imagination then the world would be fucking shit... Just because you say that doesnt mean it's going to change ANYONES mind.

[Wutwut1n1]

@ProveItsReal You can't exactly show proof of string theory or parallel universes, but that makes sense to some. And that's what it all comes down to, is sense. and honesty, because someone can pretend or force themselves to think it makes sense

[them000ch]

This is a good one, really set up nicely.

[pegasusreviews]

LOL~

[ProveItsReal]

@mutalix YOU CAN! It's easy if you try.

[ProveItsReal]

@snoopatomicdog ---> and also the Holman Christian Standard Bible, King James Version, New American Standard Bible, New Century Version, New International Reader's Version, New International Version, New International Version, New International Version 1984, New King James Version, New Living Translation, The Message, Today's New International Version, Worldwide English NT, Wycliffe Bible, Young's Literal Translation.

You're probably right, it's YOUR version that's correct...

[ProveItsReal]

@snoopatomicdog "And you all have false interpretations of the Bible by the way." Ok, show us YOUR interpretation so we can study it. I only have instantly searchable access to the following in english: 21st Century King James, Version, American Standard Version, Amplified Bible, Common English Bible,Contemporary English Version, Darby Translation, Douay-Rheims 1899 American Edition, English Standard Version, GOD’S WORD Translation, Good News Translation ---more--->