Silence! The Musical- "It's Me!"

*This video is strictly fan-made, and is not an official music video produced by the creators of "Silence! The Musical."*

To find out more about this musical and download songs from it, go to:
http://www.silencethemusical.com

This song is both property of and performed by Jon and Al Kaplan. "It's Me!" is a musical number from their musical: "SILENCE! The Musical!". The material in this video belongs to Thomas Harris, Jon and Al Kaplan, and other respective owners. I do not claim ownership of any of this material. You can also check out Jon and Al Kaplan here on YouTube, they are the user gollum85.

(Sorry, I spelled their last name wrong in the credits ["Kaplan" not "Kalpan"])

Lyrics:

[Lecter]
Remember the pen that I saw on the table
I ate it when no one was watching
Now I open my mouth and the pen's here again:
Their security's ripe for the botching.
I'll use it to pick the lock
And mutilate both of these cops.
Though it's not Halloween I've concocted a plan
I'll escape from this prison by wearing a man!

[Police]
Look what he did to this officer's face
He chewed off his cheeks and he sprayed him with mace.
We're all in a tizzy, oh Jesus where is he
Oh where could Hannibal be?

[Lecter]
This cop is already dead -- -it's me!

[Police]
Get this man to a hospital
He's arresting he's shaking he's not gonna make it!

[Lecter]
Somebody get me an Oscar for best phony seizure
Just watch how adeptly I fake it.

[Police]
Get out of the way; have the medics arrived?
One's already dead and one's barely alive
Security sucked, and now we're all fucked
Oh where could Hannibal be?

[Lecter]
This cop is already dead, you'll see.
I'm wearing his face on my head -- it's me.

[Cop 1]
What do I say to a person who just lost his face?
I betcha he'll miss it.

[Cop 2]
That cop has a name -- it's Jim Pembry!
Now tell him he's fine, he looks terrific.

[Police]
Look at that blood
We think he's up there:
The elevator's roof.

[Lecter]
I'm leaving you now
Goodbye and take care
You won't believe this goof.

[Police]
Fire a shot in his knee!
No response; who the hell can this be!?

[Lecter]
I've left the building at last I'm free,

[Police]
Say it isn't so,

[Lecter]
This cop is already dead, you see,

[Police]
Did we just let him go?

[Lecter]
I'm wearing his face on my head...
It's me!!!

Notice:***IF YOU POST CHAIN MAIL ON ANY OF MY VIDS, I'LL EAT YOUR LIVER WITH SOME FAVA BEANS AND A NICE CHIANTI.****
(Seriously, I will ask you politely to not put chain mail on any of my stuff, I know I can erase it easily, but I find it extremely rude.)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Silence
• of
• the
• Lambs
• The
• Musical
• It's
• Me
• Hannibal
• Lecter
• escape

[bacholerno2]

"i'll escape from this prison by wearing a MAN" made me cry with laughter

[LlLJohnny]

This would be the Greatest Musical to ever come out on Broadway man this show will be packed for years I know I wouldnt miss a show. I'd watch the show one night sleep over at the theater until they showed it again the next night love Hannibal Lectur bring out the Musical already dammit!! :)

[metalkingdom100]

what do i say to a man who just lost his face? i bet he'll miss it! LOL fucking funny man

[JamesHolman1000]

"What do I say to a person who just lost his face? I bet you he'll miss it!!

ROFLMAO!!!!

[xoxoBeatlesLovexoxo]

it's strange how i was scared shitless watching this movie...and now that i listen to this musical rendition...all i can do is laugh hysterically. 

[aduggins]

I love it. Brilliant.

[Inventoe]

stuppid cops

[snoookie456]

The only thing I like more than the lyrics is your voice, that kind of sounds like a very young Anthony Hopkins :D

[Andrewluver96]

@AxlsLife  you spelled damn wrong....

[mahaLoLolo1]

"This cop is already dead you'll see, I'm wearing his face on my head... It's me!"

XD That fuckin cracked me up...

[AineDelia18]

0:11

Dutch subtitles? =P

[AxlsLife]

hahahah........not............

I H A T E !!!!!!!!!! Humor like this.

Made to be funny = not funny!!

Dame why are ppl so dumb to make pieces of shit like this. thumbs down