Motherlover by lonely Island [Parody] "Sexy Mentees"

The auckland university law revue 2011 wants you to get the most out of your law school mentoring programme. Enjoy this parody of motherlover by lonely island - NOW WITH LYRICS :D
Starring Gavin Correia, Glyn Hughes, Catherine Wei and Zoe Ellwood
Directed by Adam King

Lyrics
Hey
What is it dog?
Are you a part of the mentor programme?
Huh, Kensington swan? Yeah I think I might be going.
My Mentee's really cute.
She's got some sure potential.
I stalked her on facebook.
Stop I wanna read you this memento.

You're a fiduciary, you owe her a strict duty, not to get in her pants, get your hands off her booty.
But I can see your problem, this girl is really fine, I'd love to abuse my fourth year status somehow
make her mine.
Hold up.
Surely this cannot be true?
Its all good.
I've got a sexy mentee too
Yeah we can swap em round,
A plan for all occasions,
Happy for us to trade, I never really had a thing for Asians.

Your mentee is sexy, my mentee is sexy we should sex each other's mentees, bang each other's
mentees!
Get them both drunk, after the mentoring function then we can fuck them, ooh, sexing each other's
mentees

Cause every part 2 needs a guiding light, to buy them Jager shots at 1885,
This is a great plan I can't do it myself, we're only in our 20s, lets bang each other's mentees

I'll be waiting for your mentee by the bar gunna tell her that I got a summer clerkship
Me and your mentee doing shots of vodka, I'm gunna get her totally plastered.
WE will pretend we're baller, rising commercial scholars
Withdraw my overdraft, and make it rain with dollars

Get drunk
My mentee has a thing for older students
Smoke blunts
Our time management is extremely prudent
I'll put her through her paces, satisfy her through and through
Then head back to the Davis
I've got an opinion due

Your mentee is sexy, my mentee is sexy we should sex each other's mentees, bang each other's
mentees!
Get them both drunk, after the mentoring function then we can fuck them, ooh, sexing each other's
mentees

It would be my pleasure to tickle her with feathers
And it would be my pleasure to deny I ever met her
So when you're with my mentee
Say you have a Bently
And when I'm with your mentee
I'll claim I'm Andrew Priestley (woah)

Just too smart to do our own mentees.
We aim to limit liabilities
We'll show em a good time and do it right
There's nothing that's preventing, lets sex each other's mentees (oh)

Cause every part 2 needs a guiding light.
To buy them Jager shots at A and M tonight.
This is a great plan I cant do it myself
We're only in our 20s, lets bang each other's mentees (woah)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Motherlover
• Loney Island
• law school
• mentees
• mentor
• law
• Auckland
• University

[thesalamih]

Where's the StormTrooper video guys? This and that were the best!

[THEproductions]

@thesalamih its online now, check it out :D

[micxill]

Who's Andrew Priestley? must be a boss.



[THEproductions]

@micxill never met him, but mad respect goes out to him!

[hels64]

It's a "strict duty"...

[klb8960]

i give yall full on props!

[xmanhall360]

a strict duty......i was wonder what time of duty they owed!...couldn't hear it!....guiding light...i thought was guy to like.

[xmanhall360]

@THEproductions HAHA Met him on friday at the law stien...I was like hey, bro you look familiar my name is Xavier, he was like yeah, you've probably heard of me too I'm kind of an Iconic inspiration to this years law revue....I was like OMG you must be ANDREW PRIESTLEY Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[7MWB]

This was one of my favorite pieces in the 2011 Law Revue.