Ray vs Fruit

An unscripted parody of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4

Not my usual thing but I've been waiting for an excuse to have a little fun with Ray Comfort's banana proof and coughlan666's "pwnage olympics" gave me the opportunity. I know I'm quite far behind the curve with this one but what the hell, it was fun.

Yes, I know I look nothing like Ray, but I wasn't going to buy a fake mustache or cut my hair for a two minute video. And by the way, I did actually squirt myself in the eye with the orange no matter how fake my reaction was.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Ray
• Comfort
• Kirk
• Cameron
• coughlan666
• pwnage
• olympics
• banana
• god
• creation
• creationist
• atheist
• richard
• coughlan
• kiwi
• fruit
• apple
• orange
• pineapple
• parody

[Dhorpatan]

To get "into" all of them, wouldn't you just bite into it?

[miksedene]

Ever tried biting into a pineapple? Doesn't end well.

[carlswitzerfan]

IDIOT!!!

[miksedene]

I just watched your video. So, Ray Comfort actually admits his mistake and apologises by saying God gave man the knowledge of how to domesticate animals? That sounds like a complete concession of his design argument to me.

So please, tell me what was wrong with the criticism raised in this video.

[nyarlotep]

I think the pine apple has being created by our magic lord to be inserted into Ray Comfort's ass.

[adriank1223]

Awesome argument, quite funny. Video quality is not so good though. Then again, the Ray Comfort video quality was crap too.

[rexasul]

@yerk3 Evolution. 

[miksedene]

@LiveTheWild

It wasn't a wig!

[LiveTheWild]

@LiveTheWild

If that is a wig.

Anyway, i love the hair.

[LiveTheWild]

lol, love the wig

[yerk3]

@no1saphead I think God intended for us to just bite into fruit, like monkeys, and if you can't bite into it, you probably shouldn't be trying to eat it.

[no1saphead]

I wonder if god invented the knife so us fruit eating people wouldn't starve ..Or did god invent Del monte .

[sabin97]

@yerk3

have you ever tasted rum that has been in a coconut for several months?

that's why god destroyed gomorra, they had a coconut rum farm, and he wanted it for himself.....tasty tasty brew

[konachai1]

@carlswitzerfan Haha that's right making fun of idiot creationists. LOL!!!!

[uncleboring]

But did not God say ye must must not eat of the fruit thereof - this includes coconuts, pineapples. He didn't realise man would invent knives and forks and yes hammers!