Grand Theft Auto 40K

Asdrubael sets the record straight...

I realize that the slower among you are like 'WTF'? But having a character that fluffwise makes Vlad the Impaler seem friendly drive around the battlefield with bikini clad 'slaves' in tow ala Jabba the Hutt is just stupid. 40K is a TT wargame (and RTS) not a rap video. Yes it's that bad, so bad in fact that some gamers I know refer to Vect almost exclusively as the 'Space Pimp'. If the superfluous cheesecake was tastefully kept to a minimum you would have body parts adorning his vehicle. But alas, GW needs cater to the horny basement-dweller demographic to boost sales. Here's a hint GW: Why don't you completely redesign all of those atrocious DE minis so that more serious minded individuals actually want to play them ::)...

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Film & Animation

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• Warhammer
• 40K
• Dark
• Eldar
• Soulstorm
• DoW
• Dawn
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• War

[polkjhgfdsaqw]

where did the dark eldar get the sluts?

[aimelek]

Raids...

[aimelek]

Yep :).

[DannyJHax]

This is why we Imperials declared them Xenos Horribilis in the first place...

gangster-rapperism is punishable by exterminatus.

[TechUnadept]

I think a Dias miniature with hookers on it would really boost sales...

[wisemantonofski]

I actually looked it up, the actual pronounciation is Day-is, meaning platform or podium, so technically it's just the platform on the Raider deck

[SpaceMarine2007]

Think of this as both an answer and an insult,

Say it like this, "Die-Ass"

Dias,

Yeah, im a dick, but thats how you say it

[wisemantonofski]

Question: How do you pronounce the name of his advanced raider, the Dais of Destruction, is it like 'days' of Destruction or some other way because I can't work it out

[SteelWool91]

the funniest part is, that sometimes he gets blown up by the stupidest stuff like lasgun fire

[Draca666]

LMFAO

[IchHeisseNinja]

cuz he da pimp dadii, isnt he?

with all those sluts on the Dais of Destuction x].

[halomaster342]

the end of the eldar empires reign birth of slaanesh and creation of the dark eldar

[Sangheilitat117]

Asdrubael Vect on getting defeated on Kaurava II-

"Tahril, you fool!" As he gets blown up by tanks.

Blaming someone else is real manly. Maybe if he cleared off the ho's and replaced them with ho's that shot guns.

[anawaz94]

WHY the Fuck is Asdrubael Vect in this?