Sweater Weather - A Winter Anthem

Ground Beef Comedy presents The Knit Wits in their first single "Sweater Weather" featuring Stimey, and ō.Q. Directed by Joseph Brock and John Barzelay.
Lyrics:

Cant hate on my sweater, cause you cant find better,
You can search the globe, but its waiting at home
My eyes will behold, a cloth pot of gold
Waiting in my dresser drawer, can't snag it at a store

Knit with love, from the aunt I barely think of
Yeah i wear it snug, cause it fits like glove
Animal, vegetable, guess she wants em next to you
Sew it on my chest, and i got no stress

When the weather gets nice, everybody feels right,
Cause my crew chooses sweaters over furs at night
I don't worry about a thing, wear a sweater all the time
An all-cotton sweater is soft swag getter

I'll take you to school with my hand knit wool,
Not one thing better than a homemade sweater
See it may be itchy, you can see the stitching
Take another look, not one thing missing

Sweater weather, there's nothing better/
Get a sweata, I know u wanna
Sweater, oh yeah
Betta get,
Sweater
Let me tell ya

This is the weather
For wearin my sweater
Knitted by my na na
No one does it better

Made outta polyester
With them big-ass felt letters
Look like an Irish Setter
When I ball in my sweater

Buttons and coats, man, now you're spitting jokes
I only wear a sweater when Im flowing in the snow
This wool is warm and its keeping me fresh
Don't just look good I'm looking my best

I hop in my ride, with my bitch by my side
Sure she's got the fur, but the sweater makes her fly
We buy a lot of fabric to cover our habit
I Spy you looking, I know you want to have it

Hoodies weigh me down when I hit the town
Weathers cold out I cant spot a frown
Ladies all around in the soft knit threads
You say its coming back, I say it wasn't dead

Bill Cosby straight up robbed me and there aint no different strokes
Don't bother Mr Rogers, cause I know you like to gloat
Ned Flanders always got standard green around his throat
If wearin' turtleneck and chain, I'm probably on a boat

I stay warm up in my sweater, I better, be fly
Getting smiles, for miles, from ladies passin me by
No lie, I try to coordinate, from top to bottom
See cosby wearin em, yo u know I bought them
!Rockin em! For any occasion
Christmas time, is mine, cause grandma just be makin em
I've been know to roll my sleeves up, so ease up
Cause my cardigan, always been, smell like that reefa

Roll on up in Santa's sleigh, haters ain't got shit to say
Ladies start rushin' my way, tinsel chains tell tm I'm paid
Sweater so festive and gay, push a button music plays
That's why they ask me to stay, thanks grandma, you got me laid

Knit wits, Knit wits, Knit wits, Knit wits
Knit wits, Knit wits, Knit wits, Knit wits

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[JonathonSamuelCohen]

I came here from SMBC. Marque rocks the sweater!

[GBCZach]

I lost it at "bitch by my side."

Tip of my hat to you, sir

[ClydeFrogisKing]

pretty punny and stylish!

[STIMEYrewindme]

Nit wits!!!!

[JoshuaLeeFarmer]

This is AMAZING!!!! SWEATER WEATHER!!!!

[ScanThisQR]

@mugwog seems pretty original to me... lots of people have ideas, but it takes more than just talk to make it happen. Sweater Weather!

[valdesjona]

WTF I always thought of Marque as the total nerdy black guy. He's so swagged out here.

[TubeofDestiny]

hell yea ! our favorite Harvard criminal is on the mic, shit just got real bros ! :D

[johnbarzelay]

@JohnicYouth Who wouldn't!

[mugwog]

Stealing concepts tsk tsk

[JohnicYouth]

I want to wear your eyebrows like a sweater.

[Fukugoog1]

This video is the shit banana cream corn!