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Its early in the morning.
Im just waking up.
I got a rumble in my belly
I am R. Kelly.
A voice calls out hey baby
My woman comes in the scene.
I think oh damn girl I wish you were 13.
She says heres your eggs and bacon for your waking.
She says I love you baby, last night I wasnt faking.
I say here listen up I got to keep it real
This food sure looks good but bitch I want some cereal.
So I put on my clothes; I cant believe these hoes
In to the kitchen I goes bitch I need my cheerios.
Now Im so damn mad I can hardly sing.
I says what she says what I says what she says I didnt say anything
I say you just wait here I will get it my own damn self.
The box is right where I left it its on the middle shelf.
She asks what about your cinnamon bun.
Thats when I pulled out my gun.
Somethings going on in here, I going to get to the bottom of this one.
So I go to the cupboard. She says dont go to the cupboard.
I say what whats in the cupboard.
Who said anything about the cupboard?
You standing right in front of the cupboard.
Oh is this the cupboard.
Girl you know thats the cupboard
So thats when I opened the cupboard and my box was empty empty empty.


Chapter 34
Well here I am at the grocery store. Got my cheerios and some milk to pour.
I usually get 2% but now Im trying soy I need my proteins I am a growing boy.
A woman in front got all these coupons.
I said bitch do you really need 5 cent off that grey pu pon.
The cashier says arent you .I say yes keep it down.he says mc hammer
I say Ill bust you in your fucking mouth.
He says please chill out man I got to do a price check man
He says mister hammer youll understand.
I say the 2 for 1 whats wrong with this place.
Should we handle this the Christian way; Ill shoot you in your fucking face.
Then he looked at me then he screams security.
I say oh brother please. Cereal is all I need.
See I went to my cupboard. He said dont start with the cupboard.
I say you shouldve seen my cupboard.
He says I dont have time for all that I am a grocery store clerk not your therapists.
So I called up my lady. Said Im coming home Baby.
She said do you miss me. Then I heard the rice crispys crispys.

Chapter 189

So Im driving home. I just cant understand she didnt buy my cheerios she bought her own brand.
Im about to go O Jay.
Yall know what I mean.
I race home I a prop car in front of a green screen,
I bust in the house, she says I know what youre thinking.
Thats not crackle pop you heard it was just pop rocks and coke Im drinking.
Coke. Thats all I could say was hoe. Then tell me hoe what the fuck this rice crispy
crunch doing in this bowl
I say thats it, Im a end this video,
And then the door is bust down and in bust the po po.
I say hey officer whats the problem with you people
He cited threes times today I pulled my gun out on innocent people.
And then I made a dash for the cupboard, tried to hide in the cupboard
They grabbed me off the cupboard.
I said look I you cant take me away because I still have six more videos to make to complete my urban opera.
So here we are now at the end of the story
And Im going to jail
This time not for statutorytorytory.

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  •  bitch i need my cheerios!

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  • @qtimmons i know right

  • she says what about ur cinnom bun thats when i pull out gun

  • @souljaboy160 im gonna make a remix to it.

  • lawl

  • Too bad MadTV was ended...

  • lyrics r rong

  • why cant i favourite twice?

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