"BALLAD OF JUDGE WAPNER" • funny radio for People's Court

Wapner! This musical spot celebrating the legendary lawman from "The People's Court" helped keep the syndicated show alive for its 167th season, won an International Broadcasting Award, a Promax Muse and a slew o' Addys. Sing along now!

THE SCRIPT

MUSIC: COWBOY BALLAD-STYLE, UNDER

COWBOY: He sits in judgement / He stands for the law / Kinda looks like a hero / And sounds like your Pa

BACK-UP SINGERS: WAPNER!

MUSIC: HARMONICA WAILS

COWBOY: He smiles and he laughs / His voice tinged with gravel / But the bad-guys just gasp / When he bangs his big gavel

BACK-UP SINGERS: WAPNER!

COWBOY: Judge Wapner.

BACK-UP SINGERS: JUDGE WAPNER!

MUSIC: HARMONICA WAILS

COWBOY: When neighbors brawl / When lovers refute / When suppliers and buyers and liars dispute / Wapner won't let those lawbooks get dusty / Got a buddy named Doug / And a sidekick named Rusty

BACK-UP SINGERS: RUSTY!

COWBOY: With Wapner.

BACK-UP SINGERS: JUDGE WAPNER!

MUSIC: HARMONICA WAILS

COWBOY: Doesn't do it from towers / Doesn't do it from steeples / He does it in court / A court called "People's"

BACK-UP SINGERS: WAPNER!

COWBOY: "People's Court."

BACK-UP SINGERS: JUDGE WAPNER!

COWBOY: Call him "Your Honor."

COWBOY: JUDGE WAPNER!

MUSIC: HARMONICA WAILS, UNDER

ANNOUNCER: Judge Wapner RULES... on "The People's Court."

COWBOY: Song over.

BACK-UP SINGERS: SONG OVER!

MUSIC: HARMONICA WAILS AND FADES OUT

© Writer: Walt Jaschek http://www.WaltNow.com | Producer: Paul Fey http://www.Wadio.com

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[DorvellTStewart]

Ahahahaha! That was so funny! Looooooooved it!