Mc Burberry - I just cant get it up (Saturdays - Just cant get enough Parody)

This is the brand new track from Mc Burberry and Mc Reebok, its about a time when i took viagra and couldnt get 'it up' (by the way, this story is not true)



i took a few pills the other day,
i didnt think theyd work straight away,
but i was mistaken when i cudnt get a woody allan,
i read all the instructions,
didnt think itd wreck my erections,
it was the least of my expections,
what am i gonna do no cos,

I just cant get it up,


what, am i gonna do when my girlfriend sees that i cant get a bone,


now i cant do no nobbin,
im like batman without a robin,
my girl takes the piss when i walk in,
its not funny so stop with your laughin,
i swear that this isnt a joke,
its like playin snooker with a rope,
now i dont think that i can cope,
will u stop fuckin laughin at me,


no wonder i am a loner,
cos i cant get a boner,
my nurse i think that ill phone her,
hopefully shell give me a cure for,
my dick thats floppy like bubble gum,
i need help for this problem,
its nuttin for u to gobble on,
cos its like a piece of rubber,

i went to the doctors and theres nuttin he can do about it,
cos i am a male i guess that i just cant live without it,


All, my friends have heard the bad news so they all rip me,

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[blackpoolbabe100]

He knows ma cuz Kerry Hamilton xx

[burb3rryb3ats]

@blackpoolbabe100 no i don't...

[BETTEROFFALONE1]

more wrinkles than a mcoys crisp pmsl!

[ZxDiRTxZ]

i cant do no nobbin

i'm like batman without a robin

[j4y4h4y]

From now on ima call it "Woody alan" :D

[danNarnieNkieran4eva]

creased, ya propa brill! x

[mancitylee1]

fucking countdown 

[bubbawalsh]

best mc in the world

[leilaandgeorgia2010]

fittys ;)

[2010nosh]

Snooker with a rope, like trying to get the right amount of sauce you want out of a squeezy bottle. (not possible)

[natasharouse1]

Ha funny guys

[elbokeron]

Fuckin nice one lads.