Jesus and his Burrito

Our Lord and Saviour enjoys a burrito on a warm summers day. This is my first flash cartoon.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• jesus
• burrito
• cartoon
• animation
• lord
• saviour
• christ
• flash
• stupid
• comedy
• funny
• blasphemous
• crap

[farvision]

total waste of time.

[VigilanteNighthawk]

I feel sorry for Jesus. Those who claim to worship him as their lord and savior refuse to allow him to enjoy the fruits of his own creation. Burritos are awesome, and Jesus should be allowed to enjoy them whenever he wants to.

[CicabeSH]

@formless777 Most modern churches actually use modern technology such as computers. You do realize that, right?

What you're suggesting is that we should be following the laws of the Old Testament. Most Christian leaders today will tell you that the Old Testament laws are outdated (such as no working on the sabbath).

[formless777]

@CicabeSH

You may not think so, I may not think so, but Jesus would definitelyt have thought modern technology is Satanic.

He was a primitive man from a primitive time. Certainly his followers thought technology was Satanic, the Church in particular was in awe and fear of even simple devices.

[CicabeSH]

@formless777 Modern technology is not satanic. I cannot believe you are continuing to insist that.

[formless777]

@CicabeSH

The Amish are better "Christians" than most, but the fact is that they too use technology that Jesus would have regarded as a Satanic anathema.

[CicabeSH]

@formless777 So you're saying that a Christian would live like the amish? Not likely.

[formless777]

@CicabeSH

Not so. The evidence of my experience is that most people who call themselves Christians routinely do things that either Jesus or the Churches of antiquity would have regarded with a combination of fear, awe, anger and ignorance. What do you think Jesus would make of air travel ? It has nothing to do with the will of God and disproves Jesus' whole understanding of the physical world. Even cars would have freaked them out, let alone washing machines.

[CicabeSH]

@formless777 If you think Christians don't exist anymore, you're obviously very closed off from the world.

[formless777]

@CicabeSH

The thing is, I don't think I have ever really met a Christian. I don't think they exist anymore.

[CicabeSH]

@formless777 If you think that Christians are these holier-than-thou people all the time and never do anything other than worship, you would be surprised.

[formless777]

@CicabeSH

You aren't a real Christian.  Real Christians don't use the Internet, because they know it is Satanic magic.