Goldmerch and 2lum

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MusketPower
October 03, 2009

READ HERE FIRST! 13+ Mild Swearing Goldmerch and 2lum have formed an joint advertisment deal to promote both of their merch clans but the tensions already starts to spill out.... Credits to Tofraz...

READ HERE FIRST! 13+ Mild Swearing
Goldmerch and 2lum have formed an joint advertisment deal to promote both of their merch clans but the tensions already starts to spill out....

Credits to Tofraz (Zarfot) for inspiring me, and yes some quotes have been copied from his "Chessy and we make GP" vid but its only 1 or 2 of them.

Hello, I am Goldmerch!

And I am 2Lum. The best female merch clan leader.

How many times have you wanted to buy that shiny new Godsword and wanted for its price to go down really really low say around 5 Mill. Well when you join Goldmerch, you don't need to wait any longer hoping for the godsword prices to drop because we are a family manipulating i mean merchanting clan who raise prices of certain items to over 100% its original value; we call those items the chosen items,, this is because every item that I or a high rank moderator touches gets blessed. Its our little secret you might say, but one thing's for certain and that is we are offering you to help us in our quest to help us bless every item in the game so that just me and the ranked members er I mean you viewers, can gain a little extra pocket cash if lucky i mean you are guaranteed to triple your investments overnight with every merch, so join us today! Just to note: Anyone that complains about losing money on a merch is not liable to any refund so tough luck because we aren't held responsible.

Hey wait a minute what the fuck? Delux auto typer much? Reported for macroing! And I thought we were supposed to make a dual advert like we discussed yesterday.

L O L. I don't care, your merch clan fails! Your target prices are a joke, and you spam people with auto typers anyway you fat bitchy noob.

Don't call me a bitch! We alll know that you are a fat 40 year old virgin in real life. And im going to advertise anyway! Hello Guys! Do you want to to have enough money to buy girls like me? ...Because im very expensive to play with! Come join 2lum merch clan to make my, er... I mean our dreams come true! We can have so much fun together if you know what I mean tee-hee. We use our special techniques to make the item rise over 200% its original value, just look at spirit graahk prices if you dont believe me, baby. You're guarenteed to make a profit that way. So hurry and join today, you won't be disappointed hehe.

ROFL you slut, stop trying to advertise your fat pixelated body out there, its a fucking game, not a cam whore site.
And your not advertising yourself either? Ive seen what you've been doing with those male raked members in your clan, you fucking noob.

Hey! That was our little secret! You promised not to tell anyone! Now everyone will know! I'll kill you!

Reported for threatening! Try and survive from a ban rather than being locked for 3 months over merching some wiggly brown shit that people dig up from out of the ground.

Ok ok, you wanna play it this way? Well at least I dont randomly flame people on the forums to make myself look cool. And me being locked shows how powerful my merch clan was, lets face it limpwurt roots are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay cooler than that stupid square dragon headed pointed helm that has two furry horns stuck to it? How much of a fail was that again?

Right thats it! You wasted 2mins of time that i could have used to advertise my merch clan more and got newer people buying my own items...I mean I mean buying random people's items ,so suck on this! 2lum is hungry for money join her clan plox! 2lum is hungry for money join her clan plox! 2lum is hungry for money join her clan plox!

Well I can do much better than that! Give me gold at goldmerch plox! Give me gold at goldmerch plox! Give me gold at goldmerch plox!

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