pancake

I lost my mother in a pancake incident
There was syrup everywhere when she got hit
The batter was lethal
Nothing about it was regal
Said to be buttery and light
So why didn't she put up a fight
Why why why
So cruel was that pancake
All of its put on sweetness was fake
So now i'm doing a wall slide
Because you fatally died
I will never forgive that pancake
That cost you your life
All for stupid buttery goodness strife
Goodness strife

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• pancake

[Zobug12345]

hee hee funny, i like that!!!

[smackthat1220]

niicceee

haha youre so awesome

[nodategamers]

You look like that babe from Grounded For Life.

[mariielenaa]

kanta bien genial....

[wodyonedos]

This is Doug Mikeys brother....yeah we need to like seriously join forces and become the most kick ass band in the universe...me on the geetar mikey on the beat skins, you on the ivories and that voice on well you know....yeah oh uh awesome random song possibilities:0

[seeduboyou]

.................

[DatAlboChic4Eva]

wtf?