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Uploaded by on Mar 10, 2009

Title: Kielbasa (track 01)

Artist: Tenacious D
Album: Tenacious D
Year: 2001
Label: Epic
Writer(s): Jack Black, Kyle Gass

Lyrics:

(spoken)
(KG:) Dude, we gotta fuckin' write something dude. C'mon.
(strums)
(JB:) I don't like that. So far ba', off to a bad start.
(strums again)
(JB:) Better, closer, warmer.
(strums again)
(JB:) That's it. Okay.

(sung)
I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your buttcheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now get it on!

I see you walkin', but all I can think about is
Dianetics, your buttcheeks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey,
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform.
Now I've been set loose-ah,
I'm shooting my juice-ah,
Right in your caboose,
Now fuckin' get it on!
Now get it on.
Get it on!

Dianetics junior much better than Krishna,
Dianetics junior much better indeed,
And all you people here you're tremendous,
Except the people in the back,
And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed
With me, and KG.
All right!
Oh yeah,
All right! Oh my God!
All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah),
C'mon, you motherfucker say a prayer (prayer),
When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair,
You motherfucker, ho, you motherfucker,
You know what time it is?
Tenacious D time, you motherfucker, go!
Fuck yeah!
Yeah, yeah!

(spoken)
Dude, that was TNT.

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  • Kielbasa Sausage.

    One.

    Original.

    Polish.

    Greetings from Poland.

  • Polski rozpier**la swiat!

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  • greeting from Berkshire

  • FUCK YEAH!!!!!!! *epic riff*

  • @Skelt92 That was so awful, it was beautiful

  • @Skelt92 heh heh, I see what you did, very nice.

  • this is the wurst song ever.

  • sorry guys polish is not allowed

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie­eeeeeeeeeeeeełłłłłłłłłłłłłłłłb­bbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssss­sssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! bijacz!!!

    

  • po polsku to jest sos do kiełbasy :)

  • kielbasa is polish word and everyone knows it :D greeting from poland

    Tenacious D FTW! ^_-

  • @pacisablo Lol, no he didn't. He said "When ya fight... Ya gotta fight fair.

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