Catflap Web Intro

Hello I'm Anna Fowler and if you dare say I look "a bit like Amy Winehouse" I'll be round your house quicker than Fern Britton running to the buffet car.

So this is Catflap, the website that's got eyes that are bigger than its belly. Mind you, we're not just a website. Oh no. Click on that cover just over there and you'll also find Catflap the eZine too. That's right. It's our FREE online football magazine. It's just like any normal magazine but it's online, it's free and it doesn't have a carbon footprint the size of Steve Bruce's noggin. It's much funnier too, if that were possible.

And when you're done with magazine, why not come back here and forage through everything we have to offer here. There's competitions, features, interviews and more cheap puns than the Government's Chief Medical officer deems healthy for adults.

So that's Catflap. Read it, enjoy it and tell your friends. And remember it's not about cats, it's about football.

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• Gerrard
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[wordreet]

Way better looking than our Amy. What? Footyball? Oh well, can't win em all.

[ascorbicacid1]

You look like Amy Winehouse,

I'll give you my address when your ready!

[rarenews]

you have vey good pronounciation, but - could you be so kind as to speak faster ?

[veritycoxi]

your a nob. I like how amy winehouse looks. Well not now.

[pwner9999]

Hey you look a bit like Amy Winehouse.

[qkafio]

great vid :D

[FutureStyles]

Not meaning to be rude but i honestly didnt hear much of what you said, you're stunning!

[jj3best]

wow this is a bad video......