Hillbilly

Funniest music video you ever did see! We wrote the song, composed the music on garage band, and made the video! It's completly original!

Lyrics:
I was fishin in the river,
I caught a big ol' bass.
My brother's lyin' next to me,
Sunbathin' in the grass!
Our mother wants us back by nine
So we can milk the cow.
I'm supposed to teach my brother,
cause' he just don't know how!
I begged and told my mother
that we didn't have the time
She said:
"a becka becka Lemon and a becka becka Lime"
I asked her to repeat herself,
I didn't understand!
She said the same darn thing again
and whacked me in the hand.
Then my father he came home,
from his morning job.
He works out in the cornfield
picking corn right off the cob!
THen he told us that
we needed milk for evening fish-
He said:
"Now listen to your mother
or i'll bash yas with a dish!"
We went to milk the cow
but it escape out of the barn.
My brother and I looked and said:
"Oh my golly darn!"
We went to tell our mother
that it was long and gone.
She took out her big whippin' stick
and whipped us till the dawn!
We woke up in the morning,
all sore and black and blue.
We went outside and stepped right in
a giant pie of poo!
We looked up on the big ol' hill
to see ol' bessy there.
We realized that while she was gone
she grew some massive hair!
We took her and we milked her
and we gave her a hair trim.
Then we noticed bessy,
was oh so very slim!
We must have milked her way to much
for when we saw-er that evening,
she was lying on her back
and weren't even breathing!
My brother gave her mouth-to-mouth
but it aint did no well.
My brother started looking sick,
his mouth began to swell!
But we walked right past our mother,
we tried our best to hide it!
But she caught us and diagnosed
moo-cow-poo-pendisides!
She thought that she might know the cure,
she tried her best to fight it.
She stuck him with a needle,
and he squirmed and wormed and died-ed.
When I went to bed that night
I thought of my dear brother.
Lyin' in the mud with
Ol' bessy and my mother!
My mother she died to
cause her heart stopped in her chest.
She had a nerve reaction
to his cardiac arrest!
My father he died to
cause he committed suicide.
While working in the cornfield,
he drank the pesticide!
Now I'm the only one that's left,
I don't know what to do.
I guess I'll just sit right here
and shine my nasty shoe PLTH!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• hillbilly
• dead
• cow
• mom
• father
• chickents
• moocowpoopendisidis
• mouthtomouth
• CPR
• shoeshine
• ssbm
• super
• smash
• brothers
• melee

[FutureLoserofAmerica]

this video is failing to work =(

[boboblaster999]

huh? why is that? Ugh it was fine yesterday, maybe i'll just re-upload it...

[RonniRoo]

I had this song stuck in my head.

[boboblaster999]

thats what we are hoping for.

[Sheblobbers]

That was beautiful. I liked the cow.

[boboblaster999]

thanks

[J6master]

I'm in this one i'm the brother!

[gangstamoocrew]

best video yet

[boboblaster999]

PERFECT!