From the film Keep Fit (1937) starring George Formby, Kay Walsh, Guy Middleton, and Hal Gordon. Composed by George Formby, Harry Gifford & Fred E. Cliffe.
Lyrics:
Why am I forgotten by the girl I love?
Because my clothes hang on me like a sack
I know I'm not athletic and look a bit pathetic
And wear most of my chest upon my back
The nation's got an A1 plan
And I might turn into a man
If I'd biceps, muscle and brawn
I'd grow spinach on my chest
Where the birds could build a nest
If I'd biceps, muscle and brawn
In competitions, exhibitions, catchers catch-catch
I would win some lovely cups and saucers to match
The girls would all love my physique
I'd let them see it twice a week
If I'd biceps, muscle and brawn
My ribs at knock-knock wouldn't play
Or rattle on a windy day
If I'd biceps, muscle and brawn
Hercules was far from slim
But I could show them more than him
If I'd biceps, muscle and brawn
In competitions, exhibitions, catchers catch-catch
I would win some lovely cups and saucers to match
The ladies' white hope I would be
They'd hope to see much more of me
If I'd biceps, muscle and brawn
- uke solo -
I'd have strength to carry on
And something good to sit upon
If I'd biceps, muscle and brawn
Such character and talent. 56 years old when he died in '61 - I'm only just starting to launch my research of this extraordinary man. Thanks for posting.
Prolinium 4 months ago
Best print of this I've ever seen. Thanks for posting it!
StanleyClements 5 months ago
It's the witty words, humour, unique voice and talented ukulele playing I like.
peggysmum 1 year ago
shut up he is e legendary singer
oconnor361 1 year ago
In this clarity you can't believe this is nearly 80 years Old!!
crunterstamps 1 year ago
Love the wink!
czekehazi 1 year ago
His teeth are the bigger problem lol
sdarms111 1 year ago
Haha ''I grow spinage on my chest'' XD
ACDCFan15Swe 1 year ago