To Catch a Predator rap

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"To Catch a Predator" by Stage Presents feat. Tracy 3times & The Refresh Prints of The Brooklyn Doctors. All music produced by Tracy 3times. Footage is from To Catch a Predator on Dateline NBC.

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Lyrics:
Got the 3-D models and all the technicalities
These creeps are gonna think it's an alternate reality

Specialty cameras by Mitchell Wagenberg
Got this covered by more angles than you ever heard

Got the fat fuck with the headset on his his fuckin' head
The fat fuck with the dumb hat, that's what I fuckin' said

A decent ballplayer, his name is Steve Garvey
But fuck it, I wanna talk about Del Harvey

Hottest chick alive, yo she looks like a guy
Got a raspy voice and it makes me wanna die

Get yourself some nerd ropes and sip on a sunkist
It's To Catch a Predator, with Perverted Justice

Hold up pedo, better keep those pants on
Dateline baby, say hello to Chris Hansen

These dudes all know the show, it's a fuckin' hit
They shoulda stayed at home and logged onto Pop That Zit (dot com)

Stage Presents gonna school about the fuckin' creeps
Several of these dudes are lookin' morbidly obese

A sweet little lady was offerin' me sweet tea
Never woulda known the police were gonna beat me

Cookies didn't work, neither did the bloody toe
It's more entertaining with a nineteen year old ho.

But no wait, she's gotta get to the washer
Go ahead, have a seat in the soft chair.

Came prepared with a duffle bag, gonna stay the night
Couldn't drink the sweet tea, it turned into a fright


Three hour drive just to teach a teen sex acts
These thoughts t***** his nutsack

He starts gettin' flashbacks of the last Catch
And the pics of his webcam asscrack

Walks in like a class act, rubbers and a six pack
Hearin a twelve year old voice, he thinks "man, I wanna smash that"

Surprise, out comes Chris Hansen, all dapper and handsome
Walks in through the transom, and caught with his pants down
Unsure whether to leave or throw a tantrum


These dudes are rollin' through, wantin' to get some action from the little girl or boy
It feels right, thinkin' that they'll stick it for the rest of the the night

Chris Hansen comes around, stops them in their tracks
A different decoy, another screen name, you know they will be back.

It ain't a new thing pedophiles be learnin'
Step into the house think they gonna fuck a virgin

We need some more pervs comin' through, we gotta kick it up
Hambubger's in the house, he wants to lick it up

Brought a bag of M&M's for the sweetie
No woman on the planet's gonna make hard his peetie

Chris Hansen says that they're quite prolific chatters
Pedo's sayin' it's their first time as if it matters

Got a trunk full of guns and a bag of McDonald's
Condoms, lubes, and webcam, what a role model

One of these dudes was rollin' down the halls, see
Nobody knew he had cerebral palsy

But then we found out yes, he was holding a cane
Had the little girl vagina shavin' all up in his brain

It was clear from then that he was fucked up
Treatin' him like a baby with those cuffs, son

They all wanna send mad pics of their dicks
Some even send the decoys a video flick

Got the worst screen names you ever heard
They think it's a set up but they won't be deterred

You listened to my rhymes and you didn't miss a beat
You're not goin' anywhere, why don't you have a seat?


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About Dateline NBC To Catch a Predator
from Wikipedia:
To Catch a Predator is a reality television show that features a series of hidden camera investigations by the television news-magazine Dateline NBC devoted to the subject of identifying and detaining those who contact people below the age of consent (or individuals whom they believe to be such) over the Internet for sexual liaisons. Men are lured to meet with a decoy under the pretense of sexual contact. The investigations, many of which have been reported by Dateline correspondent Chris Hansen and producer Lynn Keller, are conducted as an undercover sting operation with the help of online watchdog group Perverted-Justice.

Locations of undercover stings are:
Outside New York City (Bethpage, Long Island)
Suburban Washington, D.C. (Herndon VA, Fairfax County)
Outside Los Angeles (Mira Loma, Riverside County, California)
Greenville, Ohio
Fort Myers, Florida
Fortson, Georgia (Harris County)
Outside San Francisco (Petaluma, California)
Long Beach, California
Murphy, Texas
Flagler Beach, Florida
Ocean County, New Jersey
Bowling Green, Kentucky

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• catch
• predator
• dateline
• nbc
• chris
• hansen
• parody

[LASVEGASZOMBIE]

HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU GUYS TO MAKE THIS VEDIO?>

[MunroviaPictures]

@LASVEGASZOMBIE eh, not that long, we're pretty obsessive

[XoXoSakuraKissXoXo]

FAT FUCK WITH THE HEADSET!

Love you guys. Blackpanther666 used to have tcap playing 24/7 before it got banned, and he played this at intermission. I had to look for it. Lol. :)

[MunroviaPictures]

hey thanks so much man, who is blackpanther666 and where did he play the song? whatever it is it sounds awesome!

[CheesyGranola]

Chris Hansen comes aroooound!

[easyway2001]

@webpaycheck Because they mostly white people who this shit so they get a pass

[CookiesfromHell]

I Came I LoL'd, then I Came again!

[webpaycheck]

Why do these guys get lighter sentences than drug possessors or robbers?

Our justice system is perverted!

[fiery271]

Great job, guys.

[javonpython]

@MunroviaPictures this was the shit! you should be a fucking dj!!

[cool12threeman]

FUCKING peice of art!!!!

[Gavin12345678910]

3:57

[2drops0fwater]

was the zid really necessary, shit i was eating chinese... >:/

[NexusFreeStyler93]

AWESOME SONG!!!!!!! :D hahaha sums up the show nicely! xD

[Lacedaemonia]

OUTSTANDING! Well done, lads!