Jesus Is A Zombie?!
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Atheism: a tiny cosmic egg hatched giving birth to hungry fireballs that eat hydrogen and vomit out beams of power and sticky blocks. The sticky blocks snapped together until a group of them magically became a big blue ball, which sprouted talking animals. But they didn't fall off because a mystical force pulled on their feet. They talked by squeezing bags of air over living musical instruments which sent notes to tiny drums attached to a computer inside their heads that was built by no one.
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you are my new boy friend!!!! i french toast love you.
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Yeah, this is one pretty fucked up holiday. You got some creepy zombie who came back from the dead, after being impaled opon a stick, and there is a rabbit who goes into peoples houses and shits out plastic eggs all over the place. Really weird.
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my dad dressed up as the easter bunny one yr and tried to hide some candy in my room .... scarred me fer life !!
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Sutor(es) ne ultra crepidam.
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Easter is not just about Jesus. it goes back beyond the Church's reach. i know you're being satirical...i still recommend you do some research. it's amazing at how many "holidays" are "cannibalized Pagan rituals/traditions".
word.
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Awesome. That was really fucking funny.
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"happy zombifyed Jesus day!"
haha your hilarious! :D
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The Easter bunny is a Pagan tradition.
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dude your videos are awesome.
there getting soo much better
buddy...you know i love you and I love your videos and i love everything you do...but calling a tradition of 3 billion people lame...i think you're the lame(only this time...for me you're still cool after the easter :P...i dont want to offend you)...
SilenceCallsTheMovie 2 years ago
it would be ok if it made sense. but theres just no explanation for the easter bunny. I dont get it at all. Even when I was a little kid I didnt get it . I thought the easter bunny was fake and there was a guy that came in a van with a bunny suit on and then walked to ur backyard to hide eggs. then he would get in his van and leave.
PaulSaysThings 2 years ago