Weird Al Yankovic "Ebay" / "Constipated" (Live Performance!)

Live performance of Weird Al Yankovic "Constipated" and "Ebay".
-Lyrics-(Constipated)
I was feelin' pretty down,
'Til my girlfriend came around.
We're just so alike in every way, I gotta say.
In fact, I just thought I might,
pop the question there that night.
I was kissin' her so tenderly,
But woe is me.

Who would've guessed, her family crest.
I'd suddenly spy, tattoo'd on her thigh.
And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me.
Tell me.

How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me if I knew she was my cousin we never would o' dated.
What to do now?
Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes,
And move to Alabama where that kinda' thing is tolerated.
No, no, no.

-Lyrics- (Ebay)
Yeah
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

Category:

Music

Tags:

• weird
• al
• yankovic
• ebay
• constipated
• parody
• live
• music
• concert
• performance
• video
• funny

[eric29dow]

suckish quality, good songs!

[seasaw776]

hahahaha he wiggled

[nhoodfan]

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this video i'd have a dime.

[TheWarlacozte]

you cant hear if its Al or a dog with AIDs

[duckling2405]

No it is not

[tommywhalen91]

shit

[ZIGGY1135]

is this even the whole song

[kkev315]

blery, bad audio, but good songs 1/5

[zoso355]

the quality is balls

[tyca129]

Really bad sound and visual quality

-1000000000000000000/5

[vlam12]

very bad quality:(

[horroscopea]

Its real name is A Complicated song it is often called Constipated like Crazy rap is often called Colt 45