Festivex® (fauxcebo cocophil)
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Uploaded by closerlookholiday on Dec 9, 2011
Courtesy of www.festivex-rx.com
Festivex® is an Ennui Enzyme Inhibitor, Holiday Agony Suppressant and Seasonal Frustration Inhibitor.
Chemically, Festivex® contains Scrooginium Minimiozide and FamililusDriveMeNutzolezene. Inactive ingredients include partridge (with trace amounts of pear tree), reindeer antler and snow-globe snow.
Scrooginium Minimiozide is a white crystalline powder composed of tiny granules that look like snowflakes under a microscope. It is freely soluble at room temperature and is really fun to sprinkle on the snowballs that you throw at your friends during snow days. Each Festivex® tablet contains 500 mg of Scrooginium Minimiozide.
FamililusDriveMeNutzolezene is a gray, gritty substance made of the dust found at the back of the kitchen cabinets of family homes, desiccated pine needles, burned-out holiday lights and bone shavings from the skeletons in family members' closets. Each Festivex® tablet contains 75 mg of FamililusDriveMeNutzolezene.
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Audrenalyn 2 months ago
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