The Terrible Secret Of Space

We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

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  Comedy

[ThatGuySizzleMac]

Lowtax from SomethingAwful was talking to some kid on IRC and decided to make up this story about creating Pusher and Shover robots to push blind people and shove food down their throats, because they are blind, and that he alone know the terrible secret of space (which is there is none since it was fabricated for this prank). The Pusher and Shover robots gained self awareness and then killed Lowtax in order to protect him. The kid freaked out and lulz were had by all. No deep meaning at all.

[WildFungus]

that's really deep, but really this is about trolling some poor kid into thinking Lowtax had been killed by robots in his home while chatting on ICQ.

[mkleck]

This is the first meme I remember

[loljustice31]

People see any video involving still-frames from '50s magazines and think it's about something deep and corporation/government-related­.

[loljustice31]

Do you have stairs in your house?

[DarthEquus]

There is. Now Google will be sending an army of Pusher and Shover robots to protect you from it. Do you have stairs in your house?

[falcon8752]

THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE !!!

[dadaism]

Please go stand by the stairs.

[AliasUndercover]

See what you've done, Lowtax? I hope you are satisfied...

[xxxCrazyBannanaZxxx]

Who else came here from the Minecraft Painterly pack customizer?

[sketchykitties]

God, I feel that I'm convinced there actually is a terrible secret!

[bracketdance]

Food isn't a material comfort you fuck bucket, it's a necessity.