Hey Sarah Palin (with lyrics/subtitles)

"Hey Sarah Palin" T-shirt is at http://skreened.com/blukoi/hey-sarah-palin

Here's the video with the lyrics as subtitles.

MC Howie goes political with Julie K in this oh-my-god-how-hilarious song, to the tune of "Hey There Delilah".

Hey Sarah Palin, do you tell them in Wasilla
That 4,000 years ago we roamed the planet with Godzilla
Is it true
I am so fucking scared of you
As number 2

Hey Sarah Palin, I think Alaska's very pretty
But just 100,000 people more than Oklahoma City
Yes it's true
Go look it up, Im telling you
Oh man, were through

Chorus
Oh, if you become VP, oh, its Canada for me (2x)
Its Canada for me

Hey Sarah Palin, did you really once inquire
Whether you could throw library books into a big bonfire
God, my eyes
This really might be our demise
This pack of lies

Hey Sarah Palin, just because you're good at shootin
Doesn't mean you have the ammo to negotiate with Putin
Are you on coke
This fucking countrys up in smoke
Oh what a joke

Chorus
Oh, if you become VP, oh what will it mean for me (2x)

Bridge
Just because I can see the moon
Doesn't make me an astronaut, you loon
Your foreign policy expertise is pooh
Do you really think a woman commits
To a candidate just because she has tits
Please tell me that this ticket is not true
I thought that there could be no worse
Than Cheney, but here you are, I curse
The madman who would cast a vote for you
And McCain too

Hey Sarah Palin, is it media distortion
Or would you tell a girl whos raped that she could not have an abortion
Its a new low
Who knows just how far you would go
Id rather vote for Ross Perot
Hey Sarah Palin I dont know
Where can we go

Chorus

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• political
• parody
• spoof
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• delilah
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• white
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• sarah
• palin
• john
• mccain
• campaign
• vice
• president
• barack
• obama
• liberal
• democrat
• skit
• sketch

[lavenderliberal]

I have to say (more than three years later): This video was one of the things that got me through the day during a period it seemed like all was lost. (It feels that way today, too, but that's not the point.) I love you guys for doing this. Thank you.

[VengaProductions]

@lavenderliberal - thanks so much! stay tuned, we're planning on getting some more political stuff out there before long....

[MrLORDMassacre]

i love you guys can u do one on Arnold "The Terminator" Schwarzenegger as the governor of California



[GaloreNails]

every time i hear hey there delilah i hear this instead

[rehsabthgir]

@SPANKY887 Is English your second language?

[rehsabthgir]

@yashpalyn "More then" what? You apparently want something done in order, but your flimsy command of the English language makes it hard to discern.

[rehsabthgir]

@buckeyesrule10 First her, then Obama or Biden, eh? Fascinating.

[Raresick21]

why the guy Start cry?

[buckeyesrule10]

Move to Canada then...I'd rather have her then Obama or Biden!! U guys sucked FYI...

[Evenor48]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha. You are nasty guys.

[lnmgilbert2004]

@yashpalyn What the hell is wrong with you?