Hey Sarah Palin (with lyrics/subtitles)

"Hey Sarah Palin" T-shirt is at http://skreened.com/blukoi/hey-sarah-...

Here's the video with the lyrics as subtitles.

MC Howie goes political with Julie K in this oh-my-god-how-hilarious song, to the tune of "Hey There Delilah".

Hey Sarah Palin, do you tell them in Wasilla
That 4,000 years ago we roamed the planet with Godzilla
Is it true
I am so fucking scared of you
As number 2

Hey Sarah Palin, I think Alaska's very pretty
But just 100,000 people more than Oklahoma City
Yes it's true
Go look it up, Im telling you
Oh man, were through

Chorus
Oh, if you become VP, oh, its Canada for me (2x)
Its Canada for me

Hey Sarah Palin, did you really once inquire
Whether you could throw library books into a big bonfire
God, my eyes
This really might be our demise
This pack of lies

Hey Sarah Palin, just because you're good at shootin
Doesn't mean you have the ammo to negotiate with Putin
Are you on coke
This fucking countrys up in smoke
Oh what a joke

Chorus
Oh, if you become VP, oh what will it mean for me (2x)

Bridge
Just because I can see the moon
Doesn't make me an astronaut, you loon
Your foreign policy expertise is pooh
Do you really think a woman commits
To a candidate just because she has tits
Please tell me that this ticket is not true
I thought that there could be no worse
Than Cheney, but here you are, I curse
The madman who would cast a vote for you
And McCain too

Hey Sarah Palin, is it media distortion
Or would you tell a girl whos raped that she could not have an abortion
Its a new low
Who knows just how far you would go
Id rather vote for Ross Perot
Hey Sarah Palin I dont know
Where can we go

Chorus

• Category

  Comedy

[lavenderliberal]

I have to say (more than three years later): This video was one of the things that got me through the day during a period it seemed like all was lost. (It feels that way today, too, but that's not the point.) I love you guys for doing this. Thank you.

[VengaProductions]

- thanks so much! stay tuned, we're planning on getting some more political stuff out there before long....

[David Lloyd-Jones]

Fine work, guys!

-dlj.

[MrVertigo63]

True, to a point, about gas prices. But this admin has no energy policy worth mentioning. And how interesting that you take pride in our status as a food stamp nation. And I see you have no defense for this admin targeting its politcal opposition. Scary.

[MrVertigo63]

True, to a point, about gas prices. But this admin has almost no energy policy worth mentioning. And how interesting that you take pride in our status as a food stamp nation. And you can find no justification to this admin targeting its political opponents -- scary.

[Preston Hemmerich]

1) POTUS has pretty much zero control over the cost of oil (gas). Nice try.

2) When $5 worth of Food Stamps are spent it generates nearly $10 of boost in the economy. It isn't ideal, but this problem is a carry over from Oct. 2008 (Before Obama took over).

3) Being spied on? Homeland Security and National Security Agency. Enough said.

Like I said, Obama isn't perfect, but you're naive to believe G.W. Bush was anything but a disaster. Guns blazing after 9/11 got Bush reelected.

[MrVertigo63]

Yes,, I think of Obama's greatness every time I put gas in my tank (price under $2 on Bush's last day). I think of Obama's greatness everytime I read of record numbers of Americans on food stamps and disability, and still painfully high umemployment numbers. I marvel at my fellow Americans being spied on and targeted by the IRS and the DOJ. In the words of Sarah, how's that hopey-changey stuff workin' out for ya? Doesn't do much for me.

[Preston Hemmerich]

Obama > Bush. Economy is improving, we haven't started any new wars, we're not operating on deficit spending, and if it weren't for Bush's wars we'd be in tip top shape. Is Obama perfect? Hell no, but he beats the hell out of Dubya. 

[Preston Hemmerich]

This is fucking brilliant. I can't believe it took me this long to discover this.

[bryanna heere]

all she does is kill wolves...