The History Of Xenu, As Explained By L. Ron Hubbard In 8 Min

Most of what we know about Scientology's "supreme ruler" we learned from South Park: 75 million years ago, the evil alien brought humans to earth in a spaceship and killed them; the psychic trauma of the event has affected us ever since. The Church of Scientology, embarrassed by the story, has always tried to hide its existence. Until now. The Church has been playing a cat-and-mouse game with YouTubers, getting it removed in many cases; we have the audio of founder L. Ron Hubbard explaining it all, his creepy voice sounding like it's narrating the weirdest Power Point presentation of all time.

[source] http://gawker.com/5037013/the-history-of-xenu-as-explained-by-l-ron-hubbard-i...

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[jackpreston2811993]

tbh scientology is the biggest, fattest, smelliest piece of motherfucking made up cocksniffing BULLSHIT!!!!!!! like this if u feel the same

[Jtyild]

Scientology makes no fucking sence.

[LoveDayandAge]

@ToledoSolider No

[deeponeslive]

@QuietGuitaristfan OH CRAP! Is that Timmy? Your A Mormon? Is that why you hate all other religions? You should just become a Scilon. You act just like them. I can't wate to tell the others.

[majvg]

This is funny.

[QuietGuitaristfan]

@titanlock You obviously never really looked into the mormon religion

[deeponeslive]

@NICOLE65104EVA You might be thinking of J. H. Kellogg. He had nothing to do with the evil space cult Scientology.

[NICOLE65104EVA]

wasn't that the guy that made cereal?

[deeponeslive]

@ToledoSolider Somebody didn't that barbee they wanted this Christmas. Maybe next year.

[Incubated81]

@ToledoSolider YOU CANT DESTROY SANTA!

[ToledoSolider]

All religions are fake. Believing in any god is like believing in Santa... grow up people

[titanlock]

@jackpreston2811993 still makes more sense then the Mormon religion.