Alestorm - That Famous Old Spiced

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"A beverage to rival the Huntmaster's draught...And them that know call it that Famous Ol' Spiced"
Song: That Famous Old Spiced
Artist: Alestorm
Album: Black Sails At Midnight
---Lyrics---

Many a year I have worked in these parts
Running this inn that ain't marked on no charts
Though its location to many is known
If you're to find it you have to be shown
Through methods long hidden we carefully craft
A beverage to rival the Huntmaster's draught
The mere smell of which, the Gods would entice
And them that know call it that Famous Ol' Spiced

Here sits a man, a smuggler by trade
A-boastin' of all of the money he's made
Runnin' his liquor to here and to there
Travellin' all over and peddlin' his wares
He says he's had beers from Prussia and wines
Taken from all of the very best vines
But none of these tipples could ever suffice
So I'll bring him a jug of that Famous Ol' Spiced

CHORUS
Oh, pour me a slug of it
Throw me a mug of it
Bring me a jug of that Famous Ol' Spiced

In walks a sailor all battered and blue
Fallen afoul of his captain and crew
They'd pulled in to port, their cargo was stacked
But three hours later he's caught in the act
Acquainting himself with the skipper's own wife
This fool was lucky to leave with his life
He's not here for doctors or friendly advice
He just wants a jug of that Famous Ol' Spiced

CHORUS
Oh, pour me a slug of it
Throw me a mug of it
Bring me a jug of that Famous Ol' Spiced

For men of the sea go as fast as they come
And leave little more than the tales they have spun
So sing me your sermon and pay me my price
And I'll give you a jug of that Famous Ol' Spiced

CHORUS
Oh, pour me a slug of it
Throw me a mug of it
Bring me a jug of that Famous Ol' Spiced

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• Alestorm
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• Famous
• Old
• Ol'
• Spiced
• Black
• Sails
• At
• Midnight
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[robonightmare]

The intro to this song is roughly the equivilent of being shot in the face point-blank with an awesome-cannon. Literally, a cannon that shoots concentrated awesome.

[lotsofstupidcandy]

@robonightmare while i love this song i would have never have equivaliated it to my dick.

[Zelinator1]

Omg.. it's the RUM! The good ol' spiced rum!

[SiNkurwam]

I DANCED ARROUND THE FIRE NAKED AND DRUNK ON THE BEACH LAST NIGHT LISTENING TO THIS !

[Melvarrius]

@elendiel Wait no, forget that last comment... search "rum" on google shopping and youll see on the second one on the list

[Melvarrius]

@elendiel I don't know much about alcohol but maybe it's mead, or grog? Or maybe its something entirely different.

[elendiel]

Is the famous ol spiced a rum, or a beer? I'm a bit puzzled here. If it was beer - why pour it in a slug? On the other hand, if it was a rum, a jug of rum is taking a bit too far :D. Anyway, a song of an utmost epicness!

[turnerbattosai]

Hello ladies. Look at your man, now back at me, now back at your man Now Back, to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped drinking lady drinks and switched to Old Spice, he could drink like he's me.

Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on a ship with the pirate your man could drink like. What's in your hook? Back at me, I have it, it's a jug of that famous Old Spice. Look again, The jug is now gold!

Anything is possible when your man drinks Old Spice and not a lady drink. I'm on a cannon.

[caveman497]

PIRATE METAL FOREVER!!!!! =|====>

[robonightmare]

@lotsofstupidcandy

That was a masterpiece of a comment. My respect to you, sir.

[generalsniper]

YARR!