The bow is mightier than the ASBO...

First hand experience of the dramatic and desperate new measures recently taken by Coop to prevent bad folk hanging around outside their stores.

As classical music is inherently good, bad people find it more annoying than the rights-infringing mosquito devices that were previously trialled. Unlike the mosquito, good young people are not punished for existing - instead they are attracted to the music, and it makes them feel better & more posh so they spend more money in the stores.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• anti-social
• behaviour
• classical
• music
• coop
• asbo
• chav
• hoody
• ned

[rostickblue]

This is my local Co operative

[davidmcnaught]

Rostickblue: would you say this speaker playing classical music has enhanced your locality? Stopped troublesome youths loitering? Do you like it?

[baracine]

Not to mention that the Mosquito device is quite possibly linked to an increase in teenage suicides, as in Bridgend, South Wales. See my video on the subject.

[rostickblue]

Absolutely! It's changed my life. I love it. I'm no longer afraid to go and buy a pint of milk.