Todd Briscoe defends Scientology. www.politicalsubversities.com This recording is from a sold-out September 2010 show at Joe's Pub in NYC. all contents copyright 2010 Political Subversities
It's me, Xenu. I don't know why you people blame me for nuking all those bodies in volcanoes and capturing the spirits in electronic ribbons, then implanting the spirits with religious programming (like Jesus), and now those spirits are stuck to you and you need to exorcise them. I never did any of that stuff. No, Jesus is real, and He died on the cross for your sins.
Scientology just isn't old enough to have obscured its origins yet. It also hasn't gotten down all the finer points of brainwashing, and isn't as smooth or self-regulating as the older ones.
Here's the thing: Other religions have been around for thousands of years. Nobody really knows about their origins, or who wrote them. Even though they're crazy, they don't KNOW they're crazy. Scientology, on the other hand, is ~50 years old, and was created by a science fiction writer, who at one point even stated that the best way to make money was to create a religion. If you don't KNOW that is crazy, then you are stupid. But, whatever. Waste your time however you want.
It's me, Xenu. I don't know why you people blame me for nuking all those bodies in volcanoes and capturing the spirits in electronic ribbons, then implanting the spirits with religious programming (like Jesus), and now those spirits are stuck to you and you need to exorcise them. I never did any of that stuff. No, Jesus is real, and He died on the cross for your sins.
xenuburger 5 months ago
HA this is awesome!!!
lovelyblonde18 11 months ago
best song ever! :D
ashwolfxsmarbleprod 1 year ago
Are you there, Xenu? It's me.... L. Ron.
V0lk 1 year ago
@n0rbert79 Sorry, Xenu did stuff 75 million years ago.
lehman 1 year ago
@lehman Didn't know, that the 50's were just 40 billion years ago :]
n0rbert79 1 year ago
I wonder which OT he might be at, cause when OT VIII leaves the church, he should also start thinking...
But how should wog know such things, since whoever leaves the 'church' is a no-man, never existed... Right? :)
n0rbert79 1 year ago
@StatueOfMike Dude, it's like 40 billion years old.
lehman 1 year ago
Scientology just isn't old enough to have obscured its origins yet. It also hasn't gotten down all the finer points of brainwashing, and isn't as smooth or self-regulating as the older ones.
StatueOfMike 1 year ago
Here's the thing: Other religions have been around for thousands of years. Nobody really knows about their origins, or who wrote them. Even though they're crazy, they don't KNOW they're crazy. Scientology, on the other hand, is ~50 years old, and was created by a science fiction writer, who at one point even stated that the best way to make money was to create a religion. If you don't KNOW that is crazy, then you are stupid. But, whatever. Waste your time however you want.
cycopl 1 year ago